Matthew Borgard
@matthewborgard.com
Writer, programmer, dad. He/Him.
Quick, 100x his compensation
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Quick, 100x his compensation
Passive voice certainly suggests an "officer involved shooting"
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Passive voice certainly suggests an "officer involved shooting"
maddy you accidentally wrote "unfortunately"
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
maddy you accidentally wrote "unfortunately"
Look don't put in the papers I approve of the historical Catholic Church but there was a time that making these sorts of comments would get you an invite to Rome. I feel like for Thiel maybe we could bring backsome papal authority as a treat.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Look don't put in the papers I approve of the historical Catholic Church but there was a time that making these sorts of comments would get you an invite to Rome. I feel like for Thiel maybe we could bring backsome papal authority as a treat.
Tremendous content
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tremendous content
This is extraordinarily pathetic. You all realize that, right?
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is extraordinarily pathetic. You all realize that, right?
I've been screaming about this for decades but I'll never be heard over the tiger moms mad that a B in regular math is the same as a B in AP Calc 2
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I've been screaming about this for decades but I'll never be heard over the tiger moms mad that a B in regular math is the same as a B in AP Calc 2
Not sure about CA but the reason everyone started taking AP with no interest in the test was weighted GPA. When AP classes give 5.0s, you're forced to take them to retain any hope of competitive ranking. Even worse, you're then discouraged from taking Music, etc., as they bring down your GPA
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not sure about CA but the reason everyone started taking AP with no interest in the test was weighted GPA. When AP classes give 5.0s, you're forced to take them to retain any hope of competitive ranking. Even worse, you're then discouraged from taking Music, etc., as they bring down your GPA
We're eventually gonna find out every disease is viral huh
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're eventually gonna find out every disease is viral huh
You could record your elders telling their stories in their own words for their descendants to listen to, or you could make a horrific AI amalgamation of their likeness to haunt you decades later. Also the second one will destroy a rainforest.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You could record your elders telling their stories in their own words for their descendants to listen to, or you could make a horrific AI amalgamation of their likeness to haunt you decades later. Also the second one will destroy a rainforest.
I assume this is just the median American voter
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I assume this is just the median American voter
Hope the door doesn't hit his tariff-loving ass on the way out.
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hope the door doesn't hit his tariff-loving ass on the way out.
Says a lot about Republicans nationwide not named Trump that Andrew Cuomo winning would be a Republican victory
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Says a lot about Republicans nationwide not named Trump that Andrew Cuomo winning would be a Republican victory
I mean, agree to disagree, I guess. Congress did end it, and the supreme court said "yeah, no."
Maybe you don't have to go all the way to packing, but "VRA Part Deux" isn't going to cut it with the Roberts Court controlling the nation for the next 30 years
Maybe you don't have to go all the way to packing, but "VRA Part Deux" isn't going to cut it with the Roberts Court controlling the nation for the next 30 years
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I mean, agree to disagree, I guess. Congress did end it, and the supreme court said "yeah, no."
Maybe you don't have to go all the way to packing, but "VRA Part Deux" isn't going to cut it with the Roberts Court controlling the nation for the next 30 years
Maybe you don't have to go all the way to packing, but "VRA Part Deux" isn't going to cut it with the Roberts Court controlling the nation for the next 30 years
The only way you get rid of partisan gerrymandering is packing the court, and that's unpopular, so...
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only way you get rid of partisan gerrymandering is packing the court, and that's unpopular, so...
Why should a blue state lawmaker give a fuck what is popular in rural Pennsylvania?
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why should a blue state lawmaker give a fuck what is popular in rural Pennsylvania?
"federal government calls Democrats evil transing immigrant lovers on official websites" i sleep
"mamdani calls a family member his 'auntie' but she's his older cousin" REAL SHIT
"mamdani calls a family member his 'auntie' but she's his older cousin" REAL SHIT
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"federal government calls Democrats evil transing immigrant lovers on official websites" i sleep
"mamdani calls a family member his 'auntie' but she's his older cousin" REAL SHIT
"mamdani calls a family member his 'auntie' but she's his older cousin" REAL SHIT
Identity plays? Like Harris was born a prosecutor? What?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Identity plays? Like Harris was born a prosecutor? What?
Big beat so of course the stock is plummeting!
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Big beat so of course the stock is plummeting!
Just jump on his twitch stream (questions must be about Chrono Trigger)
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just jump on his twitch stream (questions must be about Chrono Trigger)
And yet somehow the generic ballot is even. I have no idea what's going to happen anymore.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
And yet somehow the generic ballot is even. I have no idea what's going to happen anymore.