Matthew Glidden
@matthewglidden.bsky.social
He/him and that profile banner pic is my cat informing me the bed is occupied. Baseball hobby stuff under @number5typecard.
I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team
Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.
The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to
Leamington Spa UK highlights
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Leamington Spa UK highlights
Many ocean things today
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Many ocean things today
Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day
Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...
Also no longer willing to risk life and limb repairing my slanted roof, so called in a bro named John to do it; what’s the government office for turning in my bro card
September 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Also no longer willing to risk life and limb repairing my slanted roof, so called in a bro named John to do it; what’s the government office for turning in my bro card
Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man
so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...
Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo
August 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo
Cats of Chicago
August 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cats of Chicago
Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere
Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation
July 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation
I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer
July 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer
Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
June 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason
June 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason
My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.
“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com
June 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com
How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today
June 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today
Our hotel features Buckwheat the cat, a lovable chonk who they say receives more holiday cards than any human who works there. Put me down for one!
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Our hotel features Buckwheat the cat, a lovable chonk who they say receives more holiday cards than any human who works there. Put me down for one!
Nice spring day, time to cheat on my favorite neighborhood dive bar with the other neighborhood dive bar
May 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nice spring day, time to cheat on my favorite neighborhood dive bar with the other neighborhood dive bar
anyway, this series is fun and worth your time
May 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
anyway, this series is fun and worth your time
Spring we ❤️ you
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Spring we ❤️ you
bob dylan's harmonica? is this economy?
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
bob dylan's harmonica? is this economy?