Matthew Glidden
@matthewglidden.bsky.social
He/him and that profile banner pic is my cat informing me the bed is occupied. Baseball hobby stuff under @number5typecard.
I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team
Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.
The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to
Leamington Spa UK highlights
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Leamington Spa UK highlights
Many ocean things today
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Many ocean things today
if people ask where to find emotion, i find a good negroni and FGtH WttPd are what it takes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B...
as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B...
as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"
Frankie Goes to Hollywood ft. Steve Howe - Welcome to the Pleasuredome (Produced by Trevor Horn)
YouTube video by Trevor Horn
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
if people ask where to find emotion, i find a good negroni and FGtH WttPd are what it takes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B...
as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B...
as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"
i got a degree in japanese because of anime so am inventing a time machine to go back and block/report this guy, how dare he
Fascinated by this guy describing anime fans in the 90s. He predicted the modern internet perfectly. Like of COURSE I want to learn everything about an anime the second I find out it exists. Why wouldn't I?
September 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i got a degree in japanese because of anime so am inventing a time machine to go back and block/report this guy, how dare he
Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day
Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...
Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man
so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...
Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo
August 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo
Cats of Chicago
August 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cats of Chicago
Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere
Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation
July 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation
Reposted by Matthew Glidden
So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.
A mini medieval story time!
A mini medieval story time!
Jim Jordan: "If there's an able-bodied adult out there now who is in our welfare system, guess what -- that person is going to have to work ... that is far from immoral."
July 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.
A mini medieval story time!
A mini medieval story time!
I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer
July 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer
Shout out to Marvel movies for subtitling glasses-wearing Hulk as “Smart Hulk.” Looks like “Near-sighted Hulk” died in the audience focus group.
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shout out to Marvel movies for subtitling glasses-wearing Hulk as “Smart Hulk.” Looks like “Near-sighted Hulk” died in the audience focus group.
Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
June 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR
The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason
June 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason
My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.
Reposted by Matthew Glidden
I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com
June 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com
How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today
June 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today
When life gives you blind lemons
What about like a Lemonade Band
June 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When life gives you blind lemons