Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
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As a long suffering Blue Jays fan and longer time Yankee hater tonight was amazing
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Last fall I told myself 2025 was going to be the year I got back into baseball and I was going to reignite my Mets fandom.

That did not happen.

Thankfully.

And technically Toronto is closer
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Towering grand slam from Vlad Guerrero Jr makes it 9-0 Jays
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Handing out old Champion hoodies instead of roses
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Pictured here in their typical gang colors
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Traveling right now and caught two different morning news shows out of Phoenix. Both covered the shut down by casually saying "Democrats refuse to negotiate at this time"
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I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
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LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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Shocked to see the original MAGA hat (European edition) actually being worn out in public.
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Sometimes I wish we could rapture half the fanbase.
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His wife was wearing a Bills hat and there was no way I was letting out a "Go Bills" to those two
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Standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon I heard a father say "Can you imagine being here when the glaciers were here? Carving this"

Before I could turn around to explain that's not what happened his wife chimed in "no this is God's work. God's work"

Turned around & he was wearing this shirt
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The author of this article was 14 when this photograph was taken.
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CNN @cnn.com · 2d
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
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The thing that sucks about this is it doesn't matter. It won't affect her one bit. She'll "part ways" eventually with a big stack of cash, hit up the speaker circuit for a bit and then takeover Substack when it renames itself MeinStack dot com
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The head brewer and master bartender at that new craft brewery & cocktail lounge in a Midwest city that promises to change how you look at alcohol before going out of business after two years.
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I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression
Travis Kelce, wearing a newsies hat and a shirt that seems to be pattered on a motels wallpaper, and Patrick Mahomes, wearing a red checkered vest made out of an Italian restaurants tablecloth
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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rototudor.bsky.social
Nothing but respect for my president
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Had no idea The Media was all founded at once.
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Also retire these stupid uniforms. They make the Bills look like and play like the Cowboys.

Just give us the fucking red helmets for more than one game. Like permanently.
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[whispers] Sean McDermott is never going to get them over those last humps.
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You cannot lose to something called Drake Mayo
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Sure do wish the Buffalo Bills had a wide receiver like Stefon Diggs
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Also retire these stupid uniforms. They make the Bills look like and play like the Cowboys.

Just give us the fucking red helmets for more than one game. Like permanently.
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Haven't been able to watch the game since the first quarter. What the fuckity fuck?
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My favorite thing about the New England Patriots these days is that they no longer capitalize on opponent's mistakes.

And that they suck ass as well
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Being forced to live in Indiana