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Matt McClellan (candy heart enthusiast)
@matthewmcclellan.bsky.social
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Snow walks.
A snowy landscapes with dark barren trees and a marshmallow cloud sky with peppered areas of blue and sunlight peeking in. A snowy landscapes with dark barren trees and a marshmallow cloud sky with peppered areas of blue and sunlight peeking in. A snowy landscapes with dark barren trees and a marshmallow cloud sky with peppered areas of blue and sunlight peeking in.
January 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Winter Storm, Part II.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A somewhat “cool” aspect from digging out today.

You can see the line of sleet separating the snowfall from Sunday and the snowfall from this morning. It’s the faint blue-ish line on this car roof shot.
Snow sits atop a car. Between the two massive layers of snow is a faint blueish gray colored line that separates the two snowfalls, this is a layer of sleet that makes things a little tougher to clean off.
January 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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3PM
White snow blankets the ground and a red fence and tree.
January 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This was an hour ago, there’s even more now.
Snow! And lots of it (4in) along with a tree and a red fence
January 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Current Reads, plus “An Illustrated Dictionary of the Gods and Symbols of Ancient Mexico and the Maya”

Am I cooked, chat?
My currently reading list from Fable: Hell and Damnation: A Sinner's Guide to Eternal Torment Marq de Villers Woolly Ben Mezrich The Tomb of the Mili Mongga: Fossils, Folklore, and Adventures at the Edge of Reality Samuel Turvey The Tale of the Dueling Neurosurgeons Sam Kean And not pictured but I’m still reading: An Illustrated Dictionary of the Gods and Symbols of Ancient Mexico and the Maya Mary Ellen Miller
January 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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A notes app screen reads: 2025 Goals Continue to Read Buy fewer books (sad, but you have NO room) Continue to reach out to people you think are cool. At least attempt to make 5 episodes of a podcast with your best friend. Find that inner confidence.
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Uhhhhh……
Not sure what I’m supposed to do with this 😂😂
A white screen with the blue and red Merriam Webster dictionary logo in the corner says “Avant-garde” in big black letters in the center. My year is going to be avant garde.
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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They also have Beignets, which alone are worth the price of admission. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
On a white styrofoam plate are six beignets. The fried brown pastries have powdered sugar covering them, the plate, and myself
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Good news everyone!

I have attained a state of pure bliss after eating the best fish I’ve had north of the Gulf Coast!
A White styrofoam plate contains a white plastic fork, pieces of white bread, a massive catfish fillet, crispy brown French fries, and delicious doughy hush puppies.
December 30, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Oh, what the heck, have 4 more:
On a Green Hill with trees looking over a river and the state capital building of Kentucky is an older row of brown headstones on a bright sunny morning An old White, antebellum, House with a black cannon in front stands on a hill next to a catalpa tree against a vibrant blue sky Green water plants with cupped leaves sit en mass on the surface of a muddy bayou. Amongst fail foliage and brunt grass stands an abandoned white one room school house, the blue skies show a little gleam off the schools bell tower.
December 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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I can’t post all the photos I’ve posted across various apps, but here are 4 of my favorite photos I’ve taken in the U.S. South/Bible Belt
A white abandoned church house casts a shadow as the sun beats down from a blue sky as a cemetery hides behind. A lot of greenery abounds An old cannon, greened with patina, stands on a rock overlooking a green forest, winding blue river, and the city of Chattanooga as a blue and white cloud filled sky shines upon it. A white above ground sepulcher with a wrought iron fence stands against a light blue sky. A statue of a cherub stands upon it. Red brick walls marred with age form a doorway, which leads to another doorway, which leads to another, creating a somewhat disoriented effect.
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Sass Vs. Surprise
A brown, black, gray, and brown tabby cat with long whiskers sits in a gray chair and gives me a look implying it is mad at me A brown, black, gray, and brown tabby cat with long whiskers sits in a purple chair and gives me a look implying it is mad at me An orange and white kitty is stirred to life by my presence, his green eyes are alight with surprise. An orange and white kitty is stirred to life by my presence, his green eyes are alight with surprise. His mittens are in a strange postions.
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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How it started vs. How it’s going.

Happy Christmas Eve, my friends! Have a great time with whatever plans you may have!
From the SpongeBob spare pants classic Christmas who? a bunch of fish of various species and colors stand before a purple Coral “tree” with lights at the beginning of a Christmas Eve, proclaiming Santa is coming tonight tonight The next scene from the classic SpongeBob episode Christmas who. The same group of fish are now exhausted angry and sad as Dawn breaks the next morning. Santa did not in fact come tonight tonight
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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We’ve failed this image.
A Brown purple fish in a red orange tank top prepares to kick the pelvis, coccyx, and spine of SpongeBob SquarePants inside his inner dark yellow landscape with holes. Hailing from the episode Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
December 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Final day of checking in on the Maestro of Sass here. One last look to remind me it was not necessary.
A very sassy gray, black, white, and a little brown tabby cat reclines on a purple chair while his green eyes serve a look of disdain and sad toward me. Also, look at those long whiskers.
December 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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Reading about state symbols, I stumbled upon Nevada’s State Reptile, the Desert Tortoise:

-98% die before reaching maturity
-Can go up to a year without water
-Spend 95% of their lives in burrows
-Defense mechanism is urinating, which can dehydrate them, leading to death

Resilient & fragile
The desert tortoise, with its brown shelled body and crusty looking limbs. It stands against a parched Mojave desert with cracked brown ground beneath. It’s little head and black eyes survey the landscape
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Crosses!
An ornate marble carving of a Celtic cross with several shamrocks and other symbols engraved on the body of the cross. Behind are green trees and a blue sky Against a blue sky and a dying tree is a cross designed to look like old logs and a wreath in the middle. Against blue skies and green grass is a plain but shining white marble cross. This belongs to former SCOTUS Justice Sherman Minton.
December 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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1979.
2002.

What did they know???

(Sorry if this joke’s been done)
Lyrics to London Calling by the Clash declaring the ice age is coming Poster for the 2002 animated film Ice Age with the Mammoth, Sabre Toothed Cat, Sabre Toothed squirrel, and ground sloth pictured
December 21, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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My posting on here in a nutshell
The yellow arm and hand of SpongeBob SquarePants holds a spiral notebook with a list on it from the classic SBSPs episode “Ripped Pants” the list reads: Sassy Cat BIG LAUGH Permission to buy books KILLS Graveyard Pics KNOCKS EM'DEAD Trying to create memes NO This list in our context describes the kind of content I post that is a “hit” on this app.
December 20, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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It begins.
December 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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YULE LOG! In the Culver’s!
A Culver’s restaurant interior with a small flatscreen tv showing the Yule Log, a Christmas themed fireplace video where logs in a fireplace glimmer
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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So, the sky might be trying to tell me something. Or it’s just pretty. Maybe I’ve been reading too many mythology books lately.
Gray downtrodden clouds give way to a bright orange/red/pinkish horizon. Below those colorful clouds is an intense almost hello flash showing a bit of a clearing in the clouds. Power lines and a tree lines appear like darkened silhouettes against the strange background.
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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We have transcended sass. I am doomed.
A tabby cat with black gray brown and white fur glares at me from a great chair. I am doomed.
December 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM