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Matt McClellan (candy heart enthusiast)
@matthewmcclellan.bsky.social
Voted Bluesky’s Worst Follow, 2023-Present


Discord: mattmcclellan42
I am going on a hiatus for a little bit (probably longer) but I wanted everyone to know I’ve done well with most of these.

Except the books.

I rearranged my whole bedroom to fit more shelves because I cannot help myself.

That being said, see you all later! If you need to contact me, send a DM!
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice*

The ONLY severance you need is knowing Jesus Christ severed you from sinful nature.
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice*

“Mickey 17?

No.

The real blockbuster is JOHN 3:16.”
March 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Perhaps the most controversial thing I’ll post this year:

1. Blackberry Dr. Pepper
2. Wild Cherry & Cream Pepsi
3. Coca-Cola Orange Cream
February 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just hope both teams….
Nah, I just hope Kendrick Lamar has fun.
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m starting to believe that Super Bowl Sunday is more of a holiday than the Fourth of July is….
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Face Card?
Facebook?
I think it’s time to face the music.
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Saw a clip of that Benson Boone fellow performing at the Grammys and all I can think is:

“Welcome back, Ravishing Rick Rude”
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fun fact: When “Not Like Us” first came out, I thought one of the lines was “Willem Dafoe him” and I thought Mr. Dafoe wasn’t gonna like that.
February 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Taking my mind off things by brainstorming about my next great vacation.
February 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The existence of Godzilla, and the fact he has a son, could very well mean there’s a “SpiritZilla” to complete the trinity.
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have to admit, that RedNote is a fun little app.
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trying out a certain Red App. Shockingly, it’s as nice as people made it sound.
January 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I regret to inform you that I have fallen down the Outdoor Boys YouTube Channel rabbit hole.
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Booktok? Booksky? Booktwt?

No, I want the BookIt! program back.

Give me that free personal pan pizza.
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Would you like this as:

A regionally specific U.S. list?
A general U.S. list?
A globally regional list?
A global list?
11. Who is the coolest person in history that no one has ever heard of?
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Normal people take good selfies.

When I take a selfie, it looks like the image that fades from color to black and white as a narrator reads “But there was a dark side” in a true crime documentary.
January 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Great, now Garth Hudson died? Now we have no more members of The Band left? This deal is getting worse all the time.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Part of the fun of living in this part of the country is getting to experience all forms of weather (sub-zero wind chills, 100 degree summer, tornadoes, snow, fall, humidity, basically everything expect hurricanes, and that happened ONCE) and still wonder why you’ve always got a little sniffle.
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’ve become a big Ginger Ale guy lately.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to share.
January 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I made a vow that I, a kid who grew up sheltered, would never miss another trendy app again.

Now, I’m just tired of them all.
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m calling the future battle between RedNote and Lemon8:

The War of TikTok Succession

You cannot stop me.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Matt McClellan (candy heart enthusiast)
Look at the colour of this fella! Hot pink slug, living on an extinct volcano, surviving devastating fires and participating in “mass breeding events” (a.k.a. orgies?) - strong main character energy! www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Giant pink slug makes a comeback on extinct volcano in NSW national park
Exclusive: The kaputar slug, which can grow longer than a human hand, was almost wiped out in the black summer bushfires of 2019-20
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I am Ozymandias, gaze upon my posts, ye followers, and cringe!”
January 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Snow walks.
January 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM