Matthew Perren
@matthewperren.bsky.social
Dog and cat owning ex-bookseller. Lives in Scotland.
Non-work profile of @matnav.co.uk
Non-work profile of @matnav.co.uk
No brown carpet now!
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No brown carpet now!
Ah! I do love a tuxedo boy. Noodles is a rescue too
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ah! I do love a tuxedo boy. Noodles is a rescue too
I’ve still got that picture of the three of them sitting on your stairs when they were kittens!
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’ve still got that picture of the three of them sitting on your stairs when they were kittens!
By the way…my oldest daughter is in her final year at Newcastle University! She lives next door to the Punch Bowl!
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
By the way…my oldest daughter is in her final year at Newcastle University! She lives next door to the Punch Bowl!
Jenny? You mean Fatty and Stripey Head?
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Jenny? You mean Fatty and Stripey Head?
Too many boys being brought to the yard seems to be the popularly peddled viewpoint
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Too many boys being brought to the yard seems to be the popularly peddled viewpoint
I have always loved both. But it has to be a girl dog and a boy cat who is already in situ when the puppy arrives. Noodles and Lotta get on fine but Noodles is very definitely in charge.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have always loved both. But it has to be a girl dog and a boy cat who is already in situ when the puppy arrives. Noodles and Lotta get on fine but Noodles is very definitely in charge.
That’s plusshion roulette
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That’s plusshion roulette
Why would you order Guinness in Madrid? What’s wrong with people?
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Spain has excellent local beer. Stop being so wet and have an adventure for Christ’s sake!
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Spain has excellent local beer. Stop being so wet and have an adventure for Christ’s sake!
Why would you order Guinness in Madrid? What’s wrong with people?
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Why would you order Guinness in Madrid? What’s wrong with people?
Worryingly the only boomer shit they want from us is [checks notes from 18 yo son] smoking.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Worryingly the only boomer shit they want from us is [checks notes from 18 yo son] smoking.
It’s so ducking annoying
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s so ducking annoying
It’d be great if there were but that big cunt’s got an axe. Did I not mention that?
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’d be great if there were but that big cunt’s got an axe. Did I not mention that?
It’s the big cunt with the axe isn’t it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s the big cunt with the axe isn’t it?
Yes let’s go back to the times when you worked really hard to grind out a living from a shitty patch of land, and once you had it all nice and productive, some big cunt with an axe and a load of buff pals comes and kills you for it
Roll forward a couple of centuries and that cunt’s kids are king
Roll forward a couple of centuries and that cunt’s kids are king
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yes let’s go back to the times when you worked really hard to grind out a living from a shitty patch of land, and once you had it all nice and productive, some big cunt with an axe and a load of buff pals comes and kills you for it
Roll forward a couple of centuries and that cunt’s kids are king
Roll forward a couple of centuries and that cunt’s kids are king
I once asked on Twitter if I could fight him. He agreed and then refused to name a time and place.
Maybe he doesn’t know any times or places.
Maybe he doesn’t know any times or places.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I once asked on Twitter if I could fight him. He agreed and then refused to name a time and place.
Maybe he doesn’t know any times or places.
Maybe he doesn’t know any times or places.
Oh no! He’s taking his tax evasion elsewhere. Whatever will we do to replace the revenue we weren’t getting in the first place?
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oh no! He’s taking his tax evasion elsewhere. Whatever will we do to replace the revenue we weren’t getting in the first place?
It’s probably the only manly thing I do.
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It’s probably the only manly thing I do.
Do as I do. Same as yesterday but with clean pants, socks and T-shirt.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Do as I do. Same as yesterday but with clean pants, socks and T-shirt.
Lovely news. Congratulations to you both xx
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Lovely news. Congratulations to you both xx
What? A Palm Pilot?
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
What? A Palm Pilot?