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American-Australian. Drummer, bass player, golfer, loving husband and father, cat slave, human Simpsons encyclopedia, political outcast, amateur tornado chaser, Yacht Rock enthusiast, and fatalistic sports fan. I block fascists and shitlibs.
At some point CBS is gonna show AI clips of Ed Murrow praising Joe McCarthy.
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
At some point CBS is gonna show AI clips of Ed Murrow praising Joe McCarthy.
If the Chiefs move to Kansas and the Bears move to Indiana, then neither Illinois or Missouri will have an NFL team.
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If the Chiefs move to Kansas and the Bears move to Indiana, then neither Illinois or Missouri will have an NFL team.
The Colts have one of the best traditional uniforms in the league, and they would rather wear…… this….
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Colts have one of the best traditional uniforms in the league, and they would rather wear…… this….
Chris Rea. Fool If You Think It's Over is a great song that I've listened to a lot this year. Not really yacht rock but I have it in my playlist all the same. I wish more pop songs had vibraphones. #yachtrock
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chris Rea. Fool If You Think It's Over is a great song that I've listened to a lot this year. Not really yacht rock but I have it in my playlist all the same. I wish more pop songs had vibraphones. #yachtrock
Where I come from, it's a beer.
when i read the name “Bari Weiss” my mind pictures some rough-and-tough, no-bullshit, Mingus-esque jazz musician, so you can probably imagine my disappointment when that isn’t the case at all
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Where I come from, it's a beer.
Man bizarre shit always happens in Detroit doesn't it?
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Man bizarre shit always happens in Detroit doesn't it?
I'm just gonna watch videos of Andrew Tate getting punched all night. About the only thing enjoyable that's happened this weekend.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'm just gonna watch videos of Andrew Tate getting punched all night. About the only thing enjoyable that's happened this weekend.
Oh well, we get the last laugh when they move to Gary, Indiana
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Oh well, we get the last laugh when they move to Gary, Indiana
I never thought I'd ever have to relive that Seahawks game.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I never thought I'd ever have to relive that Seahawks game.
Kick the FG on the first possession and this game is over.
Take the points. Always.
Take the points. Always.
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Kick the FG on the first possession and this game is over.
Take the points. Always.
Take the points. Always.
This has the makings of one of the biggest kick in the balls imaginable.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This has the makings of one of the biggest kick in the balls imaginable.
Don't. Just don't.
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Don't. Just don't.
I'm not going to say Malik is better than Love, but I feel like LaFleur calls a better game when Malik is playing.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm not going to say Malik is better than Love, but I feel like LaFleur calls a better game when Malik is playing.
Can't we get through a game without six guys getting hurt
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can't we get through a game without six guys getting hurt
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we’ll know the economy is really fucked when multiple hit songs again feature the mandolin
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we’ll know the economy is really fucked when multiple hit songs again feature the mandolin
Saved for posterity.
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Saved for posterity.
There are few things in life more insufferable than the half dozen or so repeating ads you see 200 times while watching any live event on Australian ESPN.
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There are few things in life more insufferable than the half dozen or so repeating ads you see 200 times while watching any live event on Australian ESPN.
Football coaches need to stop being cute in the red zone.
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Football coaches need to stop being cute in the red zone.
Early but clearly without Micah Parsons this is a very, very ordinary unit.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Early but clearly without Micah Parsons this is a very, very ordinary unit.
Kick the FG you dumbass.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kick the FG you dumbass.
This has to be upside down. There's no other possible explanation.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This has to be upside down. There's no other possible explanation.
You actually thought this was going to reveal anything? Oh that's cute.
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You actually thought this was going to reveal anything? Oh that's cute.
Are the Seahawks the luckiest effing team on the planet?
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Are the Seahawks the luckiest effing team on the planet?
The doom scroll seems especially bad today.
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The doom scroll seems especially bad today.
Anyone else would have been fired and escorted out immediately if they had said what he said. We all know it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Anyone else would have been fired and escorted out immediately if they had said what he said. We all know it.