Matthewせいじ
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Matthew Seiji Burns is a writer and director who works on game-like things and other things. Author of the novel Process and the visual novel Eliza. https://www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/process-a-novel
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Hi, I’m Matthew Seiji Burns. You may know me from such tweets as “They call him Big Hat Logan because he wears a big hat” or “Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there's banana bread in the kitchen.” Check out my debut novel, about a guy who has a bad time.
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Process takes readers on an intense psychological journey into the dark heart of Seattle’s tech startup world. The main character is a young man driven by an almost animalistic need to find outsized success creating the next unicorn tech juggernaut.

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Photo showing the Tune & Fairweather book Process: A Novel by Matthew Seiji Burns.
#novel #startup #tech #booksky 💙📚
@matthewseiji.com Photo showing the Tune & Fairweather book Process: A Novel by Matthew Seiji Burns.
#novel #startup #tech #booksky 💙📚
@matthewseiji.com Photo showing the Tune & Fairweather book Process: A Novel by Matthew Seiji Burns.
#novel #startup #tech #booksky 💙📚
@matthewseiji.com Photo showing the Tune & Fairweather book Process: A Novel by Matthew Seiji Burns.
#novel #startup #tech #booksky 💙📚
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If you hire me AND bruno, you could get two long-time collaborators who will make your material, whatever it is, *alarmingly* unhinged
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yes. put us together in a box so we can make each other increasingly deranged
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WarGames (1983) remade for modern day would switch out the supercomputer playing tic-tac-toe for Deadlock, and at the end it’d print “A strange game. The only winning move is [10 pages of incomprehensible meta]”
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Hot New Japanese Trend Has Tokyoites Exchanging “Denwa Bango”— Here’s What It Means
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are ████ (1990): What Are They? You Will Just Have to Watch to Find Out.
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PlayStation Pro’s always been a funny product name to me because they started with a play on the word “workstation” to turn it into an idea centered on “play,” and then they added “professional” to it to turn it back into work
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Process takes readers on an intense psychological journey into the dark heart of Seattle’s tech startup world. The main character is a young man driven by an almost animalistic need to find outsized success creating the next unicorn tech juggernaut.

www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/pro...
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Buddhist LinkedIn like: Innovation Leader, Sahā World | ex-Nāga | ex-Preta | ex-Cow
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Wim Wenders: [sharing grandly philosophical thoughts in German-accented English over lingering shots of 1983 Tokyo]

Me: Impeccable vibes... this could only be topped if, like, Werner Herzog showed up

Wim Wenders: Then I ran into my friend, Werner Herzog, at the top of Tokyo Tower
An astonishingly young-looking Werner Herzog (shot in 1983 so I should not be so surprised) in the observation room of Tokyo Tower saying, "One has to search through this ravaged landscape..."
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The novel PROCESS is the tragicomic story of an embittered failed tech entrepreneur in his own words. It’s published by Ireland-based independent press Tune & Fairweather. I even read the audiobook. You can listen to me.

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Process: A Novel
“Matthew Seiji Burns has done the nearly impossible. He’s thought deeply about the systems and technologies warping the human experience, and embedded them in a moving, nuanced, weird, and superlative...
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The novel PROCESS is the tragicomic story of an embittered failed tech entrepreneur in his own words. It’s published by Ireland-based independent press Tune & Fairweather. I even read the audiobook. You can listen to me.

www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/...
Process: A Novel
“Matthew Seiji Burns has done the nearly impossible. He’s thought deeply about the systems and technologies warping the human experience, and embedded them in a moving, nuanced, weird, and superlative...
www.tuneandfairweather.com
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Men Are Sharing What They’d Do If They Awoke One Morning from Uneasy Dreams to Find Themselves Transformed into a Giant Insect and It’s Adorable
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Dorian (2021): In this modern take on the Oscar Wilde classic, young Dorian Gray mints an NFT of his famous portrait, which records all of his sins on the blockchain. What could possibly go wrong? Rated PG-13.
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(2020) Welp, stuck at home for a bit, so I suppose what I’ll do is a massive amount of drugs and stare at algorithmic social media 24 hours a day
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What’s this about a thought living “rent free” in your head? Are you telling me you normally charge your thoughts rent? That you’re the landlord of your mind?
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I will just go ahead and admit that I dock games for doing things that I give Dark Souls and its successors a completely free pass for. I don’t have to be fair. I’m like the headteacher of a strict Catholic school and FromSoft is my perfect angel who never does anything wrong.
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Life is like a box of chocolates… there’s usually a guide on the back or inside like a map that tells you what everything is, so you can make informed decisions
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They attempt to steer in a more normal direction as they go to II and then III, but the original is so far out there I’m not sure they ever really get there
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*Stephen. I should have checked
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“We’ve got Company!” I shout to my squad mates in the back of the APC as I continue browsing the Steven Sondheim musicals we have available to put on
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How do I apply to direct Death Stranding 3. Tell him I’m the banana bread tweet guy
Headline claiming that Hideo Kojima has ideas for Death Stranding 3 but “doesn’t want to direct it.”
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“Join the void,” I say, shrugging a little, as if to laugh at the notion I had any choice in the matter
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“Join the void” would be a great slogan for the void.
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*slamming my drink down on the bar and getting up in Hemingway’s face* baby shoe factory still operating post-apocalyptically