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Zombieland Matt
@matthiasvw.bsky.social
Pen enthusiast, food enthusiast, world-weary.
I personally can't wait for "Love At Isle Royale National Park" where some perfectly attractive actors have a meet cute on a piney strand while a group of wolves are just stripping an elk carcass to the joints in the background
October 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
AY VITO YOU FEELIN' A LITTLE ELDRITCH TODAY
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So what's the answer other than shouting "GRAHHH HIT MORE GOODERER" and being real mad online?
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And if you could pick when you hit well, we'd see a lot more dramatic finishes. Shit happens.
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
That's one of my things too. Thought it was fairly Michigan-specific. TIL!
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I think that statement made it into at LEAST three channels? Maybe four?
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It was going pretty well up until Fried was pulled! I had to duck out for my own sanity at that point.
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We've committed to calling these "Boonedoggles"
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why Boone pulled Fried when he did. Other than, you know, being Boone.
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I still have the Tolkien map from my original LOTR burned into my brain. I can see the red lettering floating up into my vision.
June 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We got falcons on the Verrazano Narrows, the Tappan Zee (miss me with that other name), and the Bayonne Bridge.

It's hot falcon summer!
June 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
May thy platters spin faithfully.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You're talking about a world where maybe a plurality of people don't believe in climate change because they got a half an inch of snow while Australia burns.
January 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is there a specific kink for getting aroused by Stellaris border gore? I feel like there's a German word for it.
January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM