Matt Hurless
@matthurless.bsky.social
Orlando based comedian. Shamelessly progressive. Still has a day job fixing things. I’m gonna post about movies, politics, and whatever my adhd brain says to. It might even be funny.
On Instagram @matthurlesscomedy
On Instagram @matthurlesscomedy
Putin wants NATO gone. If Trump invades he gets it. If Trump doesn’t you can bet those Epstein Island snuff videos will mysteriously “leak” online
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Putin wants NATO gone. If Trump invades he gets it. If Trump doesn’t you can bet those Epstein Island snuff videos will mysteriously “leak” online
That was when Republicans started their victim complex bullshit
What's wild is that, for much of the 80s and 90s, the very idea of a large, armed, federal domestic police force was exactly what many conservatives were most concerned about. They have just, like, changed their mind now.
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 PM
That was when Republicans started their victim complex bullshit
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This is Minneapolis:
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is Minneapolis:
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
One thing about the Renee Good shooting I’m noticing is the amount of current and former law enforcement condemning the ICE agent. Maybe it’s just my algorithms but I’ve hardly seen anyone outside of weird maga sycophants supporting it
January 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
One thing about the Renee Good shooting I’m noticing is the amount of current and former law enforcement condemning the ICE agent. Maybe it’s just my algorithms but I’ve hardly seen anyone outside of weird maga sycophants supporting it
In spite of all the horrible things going on I’m making the effort this year to actually get my career off the ground so here’s a new clip of material I’m working on on the instagram page: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQVQuT...
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#comedy #standup #fyp #reels #ai
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January 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
In spite of all the horrible things going on I’m making the effort this year to actually get my career off the ground so here’s a new clip of material I’m working on on the instagram page: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQVQuT...
Victims will be paid 13¢ for their trouble
Instagram reportedly had a data breach that exposed the personal information of 17.5M users
The leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers, physical addresses and more
(via engadget)
The leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers, physical addresses and more
(via engadget)
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Victims will be paid 13¢ for their trouble
Haven’t been on here for a while. The Threads outrage algorithm is strong
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Haven’t been on here for a while. The Threads outrage algorithm is strong
The worst part of the Netflix binge model is that if I want to watch a show it either has to be in one sitting or I just can’t use the internet for a few days without some dipshit posting spoilers
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The worst part of the Netflix binge model is that if I want to watch a show it either has to be in one sitting or I just can’t use the internet for a few days without some dipshit posting spoilers
People who take the highway to avoid driving through black neighborhoods want you to know that safe spaces are for pussies
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
People who take the highway to avoid driving through black neighborhoods want you to know that safe spaces are for pussies
There’s a big false equivalence being made of Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel. Charlie was murdered by an asshole with a hunting rifle.
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There’s a big false equivalence being made of Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel. Charlie was murdered by an asshole with a hunting rifle.
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
Kimmel was forced off the air by the FCC. These are two wildy different things and only one of them is a free speech issue
A lot of people learned this week how many racists don’t even know what racism is
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A lot of people learned this week how many racists don’t even know what racism is
Charlie Kirk hated gays, thought civil rights was a mistake, believed rich jews were corrupting america, think women should be brood mares, thought empathy was a disease, and thinks dead kids is a necessary sacrifice for the sake of preserving gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Charlie Kirk hated gays, thought civil rights was a mistake, believed rich jews were corrupting america, think women should be brood mares, thought empathy was a disease, and thinks dead kids is a necessary sacrifice for the sake of preserving gun violence.
I wish youtube chefs would stop gaslighting people that salmon will release itself
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish youtube chefs would stop gaslighting people that salmon will release itself
I’m sick of the “if it was Biden” comparisons but the fact that Trump is a walking corpse and the news is only talking about a crosswalk is particularly egregious
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m sick of the “if it was Biden” comparisons but the fact that Trump is a walking corpse and the news is only talking about a crosswalk is particularly egregious
It would be pretty funny if he’s dead so then CBS uncancels Colbert
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It would be pretty funny if he’s dead so then CBS uncancels Colbert
JD Vance is worse than Trump in the same way that being set on fire is worse than getting shot in the head
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
JD Vance is worse than Trump in the same way that being set on fire is worse than getting shot in the head
Republicans are fine with banning birth control because non of the dudes on Grindr need to take it
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Republicans are fine with banning birth control because non of the dudes on Grindr need to take it
Forgot to post this here yesterday
July 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Forgot to post this here yesterday
Rocketmoney as a concept is hilarious like bro I already have an itemized list of purchases it comes every month from capital one
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rocketmoney as a concept is hilarious like bro I already have an itemized list of purchases it comes every month from capital one
My most boomer complaint is that I don’t need my TV to have an operating system
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My most boomer complaint is that I don’t need my TV to have an operating system
I’m seeing a depressing number of “I’m not racist I just don’t beleieve a muslim should be mayor of new york under any circumstances” posts today and this backs up my theory that most racists are simply too dumb to know what racism is
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m seeing a depressing number of “I’m not racist I just don’t beleieve a muslim should be mayor of new york under any circumstances” posts today and this backs up my theory that most racists are simply too dumb to know what racism is
You cannot blame Kamala or Joe or their campaigns if you didn’t vote for them knowing full well what this stupid son of a bitch was gonna do as president
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You cannot blame Kamala or Joe or their campaigns if you didn’t vote for them knowing full well what this stupid son of a bitch was gonna do as president
People on twitter being totally sane and normal
June 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
People on twitter being totally sane and normal
Today proves they’re not going to win. They’re going to send in more try, make dumber decrees, and throw a historic temper tantrum but they’re not going to win #nokingsday
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today proves they’re not going to win. They’re going to send in more try, make dumber decrees, and throw a historic temper tantrum but they’re not going to win #nokingsday
So things are just never going to stop getting worse huh
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So things are just never going to stop getting worse huh