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Matticus Flinch
@matticusflinch.bsky.social
Aussie, tree-changer, work in tech. Love reading, sci-fi, my border collies and my hubby.

Live in Grampians / Gariwerd Victoria.

He/him/hey you
Well, you're not the *most* horrible, 'cause that'd be me.

More concerning would be that you had zero regrets, and there are plenty that don't.
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Simply brilliant, as are parts 2 and 3.

Magic, Edwardian, a bit of homo romance.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sounds to me like you're picking a fight with a whole bunch of people .. alphabetical, genre, colour, year ..
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
But they may be the reason for the future downfall of authoritarianism 🤷‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sorry for your trouble, but .. I'd like that. Count me in for your test flight program!
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They'd much rather move back to the city 😅
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Huh?
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Discharge and burning, hey?

This is the precursor to "I've discovered my husband's infidelity after contracting chlamydia in my bum from his toothbrush, now I'm breaking dinner plates 'accidentally' whilst I lawyer up"
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Plastic is one thing, but months after ours is gone I still find bits of copper I'd missed. Of course chippies and plumbers aren't much better, dropping screws on paths and driveways.
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Our electrician walked us around pointing out faults from other trades during our reno, then rang & walked our builder around (unbeknownst to us whilst we were in the shed out back) and told him we were pissed. Dunno exactly what was said, but he fucked things nicely.
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Assumed at first that the boxer was a dog.
December 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dunno if fish fingers counts as refined, but if you say so ;)
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I always have a running list of potential last meals. Being hanged three times at least alleviates the pain of choosing.

..Baked beans with eggs on toast and a side of fish fingers.
..Tuna bake.
..Super hot Indian curry.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Divert all available power to fighting infection.

Ensign: Even facial hair growth?

Captain: even facial hair.

Ensign: but Captain, it's never –

Captain: Do it!
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think it’s meteorological Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. As long as no one acknowledges it, there is no weather.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Love and other catastrophes
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM