Well, you're not the *most* horrible, 'cause that'd be me.

More concerning would be that you had zero regrets, and there are plenty that don't.

Simply brilliant, as are parts 2 and 3.

Magic, Edwardian, a bit of homo romance.

Sounds to me like you're picking a fight with a whole bunch of people .. alphabetical, genre, colour, year ..

But they may be the reason for the future downfall of authoritarianism 🤷‍♂️

Sorry for your trouble, but .. I'd like that. Count me in for your test flight program!

They'd much rather move back to the city 😅

Huh?

Discharge and burning, hey?

This is the precursor to "I've discovered my husband's infidelity after contracting chlamydia in my bum from his toothbrush, now I'm breaking dinner plates 'accidentally' whilst I lawyer up"

Plastic is one thing, but months after ours is gone I still find bits of copper I'd missed. Of course chippies and plumbers aren't much better, dropping screws on paths and driveways.

Our electrician walked us around pointing out faults from other trades during our reno, then rang & walked our builder around (unbeknownst to us whilst we were in the shed out back) and told him we were pissed. Dunno exactly what was said, but he fucked things nicely.

Assumed at first that the boxer was a dog.

Dunno if fish fingers counts as refined, but if you say so ;)

I always have a running list of potential last meals. Being hanged three times at least alleviates the pain of choosing.

..Baked beans with eggs on toast and a side of fish fingers.
..Tuna bake.
..Super hot Indian curry.

Divert all available power to fighting infection.

Ensign: Even facial hair growth?

Captain: even facial hair.

Ensign: but Captain, it's never –

Captain: Do it!

I think it’s meteorological Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. As long as no one acknowledges it, there is no weather.

Love and other catastrophes