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Matticus Flinch

@matticusflinch.bsky.social

180 followers 170 following 760 posts

Aussie, tree-changer, work in tech. Love reading, sci-fi, my border collies and my hubby. Live in Grampians / Gariwerd Victoria. He/him/hey you

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Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 1d

@thegrumpypoof.bsky.social

Why did this make me think of you?

Ice cream with raspberries, blackberries, blueberries

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 1d

I really do believe that the secret to happiness is to be fucking dumb.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I use the discover feed 😍

Ego Rodriguez @egorodriguez.com · 2d

Seasonal hoovering #shedding

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 1d

It's this strange obsession with worshipping perceived success. Cultural conditioning? I don't know. We see it a bit here as well, but I struggle to understand.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 1d

How excellent, congratulations 😎

And it's for good reason, too.. one of the upsides of being a slow reader is that I'm still enjoying it!

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Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

With tickets becoming cheaper for the progressively thinner passengers at the front.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

I was always a bit of a pervert, but now ...

It's giving me invisible shinkansen vibes.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

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Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

Of course.. quality content .. if you ever provide quollity content, I'm also here for it.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

Out gathering eggs for Easter, right..? Right?

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

I'm fortunate to have quite a few in the vicinity and we often wander through a whole family in the evenings. Just beautiful birds.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

Working for a global company with colleagues all over may have some downsides (late night calls, anyone?), but the upside is continuous cultural enrichment. It's a quiet joy I need to consciously remind myself of.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 2d

Nailed it ..

Of course Australia is marching along the same route, just further behind!

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 3d

That's the one that has herpes.

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3d

Oh good just what we needed

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 3d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

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Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 4d

Arguably a good idea .. it'll be the first of many such videos used as examples in the future of the visible impacts of climate change. Might be a nice contrast to collapsing mansions around Sydney Harbour 🙄

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 5d

What a lovely bum

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 5d

Pics of a cat who's sick of everyone's shit? No, that's fine.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 5d

The smarter of our two dogs very clearly decides for himself whether he'll do as he's asked.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 8d

Ping @brenttoderian.bsky.social , you'll like this one..

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 8d

I think that'd be a worthwhile phone-in service, like the fake number you give out to Rick-roll someone.

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Darren Mart 🐶 @darrenmart.bsky.social · 9d

Third grade, 1983. Carri was my first crush. I'd written the foolproof and irresistible note, "Do you like me, yes or no, circle one" and she circled "yes". Life would be pure bliss from that moment on.

...until a few days later when I learned Brian H gave her a similar note and also got a "yes". 🧵

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Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 12d

That's an awesome pic 😍

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 13d

Damn it.. Darwin heard the electric fly swatter toast him a little snack, but I'd already dropped it down the plughole before I'd seen him wake up and stroll over.

Matticus Flinch @matticusflinch.bsky.social · 15d

Maybe not mean, just ignorant?

iPhone settings screen for retention of messages.

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