Matt
@mattjustkidding.bsky.social
If you get offended, then most likely I'm kidding ... unless I'm not. Good luck.
I'm both happy and sad about how accurate this is 🎵🎶🔊😀😭
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm both happy and sad about how accurate this is 🎵🎶🔊😀😭
@meat22.bsky.social I hate you 🖕 and I hate Davante Adams 🖕
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November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@meat22.bsky.social I hate you 🖕 and I hate Davante Adams 🖕
14 innings is enough baseball for me for one night especially when I don't care which team wins. good night world. ⚾️
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
14 innings is enough baseball for me for one night especially when I don't care which team wins. good night world. ⚾️
If Wemby can stay healthy and as productive as he is tonight, he will be the best player ever in the NBA.
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If Wemby can stay healthy and as productive as he is tonight, he will be the best player ever in the NBA.
I know everyone is currently afraid of the dangers of A.I. taking over, but there are some really funny alternative uses as well. For example, I just watched a video of Tupac Shakur slapping the shit out of Helen Keller in a professional slap fight. www.tiktok.com/@jarvisunhin...
She didn’t see it coming #tupac #helenkeller #viral #fyp #foryoupage
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October 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I know everyone is currently afraid of the dangers of A.I. taking over, but there are some really funny alternative uses as well. For example, I just watched a video of Tupac Shakur slapping the shit out of Helen Keller in a professional slap fight. www.tiktok.com/@jarvisunhin...
Sadly, another stupid person will be saying this tomorrow.
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sadly, another stupid person will be saying this tomorrow.
I'm not sure if I really want to click on this headline or not ... 🤔
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm not sure if I really want to click on this headline or not ... 🤔
First 2025 fantasy football draft results
September 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
First 2025 fantasy football draft results
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News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
Wow I just finished watching the South Park episode from last night. Jesus Christ (literally), they really did something amazing and brave.
July 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wow I just finished watching the South Park episode from last night. Jesus Christ (literally), they really did something amazing and brave.
Hope he is seeing his mama #RIP
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July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hope he is seeing his mama #RIP
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I need this set!
July 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I need this set!
No way on Earth that Diddy didn't get to that jury
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No way on Earth that Diddy didn't get to that jury
Lots of passwords have been breached. This would be a good time to change all your important passwords & to make sure to have 2-factor verification. Never repeat passwords. Minimum change passwords for these accounts:
- Google
- Apple
- Amazon
- Facebook
- Microsoft
- Banking (any financial sites)
- Apple
- Amazon
- Microsoft
- Banking (any financial sites)
June 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lots of passwords have been breached. This would be a good time to change all your important passwords & to make sure to have 2-factor verification. Never repeat passwords. Minimum change passwords for these accounts:
- Google
- Apple
- Amazon
- Facebook
- Microsoft
- Banking (any financial sites)
- Apple
- Amazon
- Microsoft
- Banking (any financial sites)
Weekend road trip. First stop dinner at The Big Texan (as seen on TV & YouTube)
June 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Weekend road trip. First stop dinner at The Big Texan (as seen on TV & YouTube)
All of bluesky and twitter right now. It is simultaneously equal parts entertaining and embarrassing.
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June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
All of bluesky and twitter right now. It is simultaneously equal parts entertaining and embarrassing.
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Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA
Where do I send my résumé to become the next Pope?
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Where do I send my résumé to become the next Pope?
Rest easy Iceman, hope you are happily spiking volleyballs on a beach in the afterlife
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April 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Rest easy Iceman, hope you are happily spiking volleyballs on a beach in the afterlife
Severance season finale was so well done. Hopefully season 3 will be quicker to release.
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March 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Severance season finale was so well done. Hopefully season 3 will be quicker to release.
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
Taxes have been filed and I see a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my future 👎👎🤬🖕
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March 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Taxes have been filed and I see a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my future 👎👎🤬🖕
I think Ana de Armas is the only woman who could motivate me to learn Spanish at this point in my life 😍
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March 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I think Ana de Armas is the only woman who could motivate me to learn Spanish at this point in my life 😍