Matt L
@mattl1.bsky.social
I'm here now. Go Pack.
"Third Amendment Lawyer," I once joked.
Blocker of AI slop merchants. Father of two under two, therefore on the brink of insanity. Or sanity.
"Third Amendment Lawyer," I once joked.
Blocker of AI slop merchants. Father of two under two, therefore on the brink of insanity. Or sanity.
Hope he chokes on his "campaign." Fucker.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hope he chokes on his "campaign." Fucker.
Fucking Christ, man. Wow. It's... perfect.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fucking Christ, man. Wow. It's... perfect.
RIP. She was absolutely a huge part of that golden era. Her voice was such a great sonic counterpart to Jerry and Bobby. Gave the band a gear they didn't have otherwise.
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
RIP. She was absolutely a huge part of that golden era. Her voice was such a great sonic counterpart to Jerry and Bobby. Gave the band a gear they didn't have otherwise.
This entire series deserves a lifetime achievement Emmy. I still go back to it once a year and consistently drop one-liners that nobody else gets.
"Yah mo kay to drive?"
"Yah mo kay to drive?"
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This entire series deserves a lifetime achievement Emmy. I still go back to it once a year and consistently drop one-liners that nobody else gets.
"Yah mo kay to drive?"
"Yah mo kay to drive?"
What does AI do that makes it worth the cost we're paying as s society. I'll wait...
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What does AI do that makes it worth the cost we're paying as s society. I'll wait...
Nice. Another 627,969 to go.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nice. Another 627,969 to go.
It's bad that this was my first thought, right?
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's bad that this was my first thought, right?
We used to rent this ALL THE TIME from the local video store. I think about it at least once a week.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We used to rent this ALL THE TIME from the local video store. I think about it at least once a week.
I married someone like that. At literally every restaurant we go to: "There's no mayo or aioli or anything on that, right?"
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I married someone like that. At literally every restaurant we go to: "There's no mayo or aioli or anything on that, right?"
Give me all the overcooked hunks of mystery meat you have...
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Give me all the overcooked hunks of mystery meat you have...
And I'm sure the build quality will be shit.
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And I'm sure the build quality will be shit.
Not the Juice I was hoping for...
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Not the Juice I was hoping for...
I seriously think about this video several times a week.
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I seriously think about this video several times a week.
Brother, what a night it really was...
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Brother, what a night it really was...
This is a music genre now. Fun times.
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is a music genre now. Fun times.
Not only do I sit during that song, hat on, but I'm orally resentful that it takes a minute longer to get to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Which I then stand for.
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Not only do I sit during that song, hat on, but I'm orally resentful that it takes a minute longer to get to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Which I then stand for.
No he's not; he's too RICH for that.
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No he's not; he's too RICH for that.