Matt Luckcuck
@mattluckcuck.bsky.social
(Slightly Less) Precarious Computer Scientist | Nullius in verba
Good! Please don't.
*Newsreel Voice*
Remember: never go to bed with a lozenge!
*Newsreel Voice*
Remember: never go to bed with a lozenge!
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Good! Please don't.
*Newsreel Voice*
Remember: never go to bed with a lozenge!
*Newsreel Voice*
Remember: never go to bed with a lozenge!
Oh yeah! 😐
That'll teach me to try to sooth my cough as I settle down to sleep.
That'll teach me to try to sooth my cough as I settle down to sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh yeah! 😐
That'll teach me to try to sooth my cough as I settle down to sleep.
That'll teach me to try to sooth my cough as I settle down to sleep.
I did that a few years ago, I'd half fallen asleep. Terrifying. 😐
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I did that a few years ago, I'd half fallen asleep. Terrifying. 😐
When is the bon bon bon bon budget? How many bon bon bon bon billions do we need to raise?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When is the bon bon bon bon budget? How many bon bon bon bon billions do we need to raise?
The PM's next press conference will be slightly more disappointing if he doesn't mention the party's policy on hoisin crispy owl and pints o'cream.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The PM's next press conference will be slightly more disappointing if he doesn't mention the party's policy on hoisin crispy owl and pints o'cream.
Facts like: the route into a Kier Starmer impression is via a Brian Butterfield impression. 😁
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Facts like: the route into a Kier Starmer impression is via a Brian Butterfield impression. 😁
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11. One court I visited had a hole in the roof for six months. Water was pouring through and the whole ground floor was covered in tarpaulin. Flooded courtrooms are not, you will be surprised to hear, particularly usable. No contractor could be found to fix it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
11. One court I visited had a hole in the roof for six months. Water was pouring through and the whole ground floor was covered in tarpaulin. Flooded courtrooms are not, you will be surprised to hear, particularly usable. No contractor could be found to fix it.
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6. The nationwide breakdown of the Crown Court Digital Case System and/or Common Platform.
Happens pretty much weekly. All cases are now digital. When the abysmal infrastructure (which has been in Beta for years) freezes or breaks, everything grinds to a standstill.
Happens pretty much weekly. All cases are now digital. When the abysmal infrastructure (which has been in Beta for years) freezes or breaks, everything grinds to a standstill.
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
6. The nationwide breakdown of the Crown Court Digital Case System and/or Common Platform.
Happens pretty much weekly. All cases are now digital. When the abysmal infrastructure (which has been in Beta for years) freezes or breaks, everything grinds to a standstill.
Happens pretty much weekly. All cases are now digital. When the abysmal infrastructure (which has been in Beta for years) freezes or breaks, everything grinds to a standstill.
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Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM