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Matt McCall
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📍 The Grand Duchy (formerly: 📍 Seattle)
Hey @ajphares.bsky.social your nephew is on TV.
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This game is going to be deeply, deeply cursed.
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Never seen a Distance QB before
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Panthers kneeling?
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hawks got bailed out severely there.
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Matt McCall
Most Seahawks games I watch, I’m wondering how we win games at all.
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
John Schneider should be ashamed.
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What a dogshit first half
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m not a penalty whiner, but… lol that was two penalties on the Panthers defender and neither of them were called.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sam Darnold will not lead the Seahawks to the promised land.
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Witherspoon… pretty rough drive.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Matt McCall
Mike Jackson had some choice words when asked about his trade from the #Seahawks. The Panthers CB said Seattle dealt him to Carolina for “a bag of chips – a stale bag of chips at that.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
Panthers CB goes off about trade from Seattle Seahawks
Former Seattle Seahawks CB Mike Jackson, who is having a standout year for the Panthers, said he was traded to Carolina for "a stale bag of chips."
sports.mynorthwest.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Love that early FG decision by the Commanders. Probably won’t work out but it’s smart football.
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think the Bears finally found their QB
HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
That’s brutal
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
HOLY SHIT, SEAHAWKS
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Puka will catch the game-winning TD vs the Seahawks, do the anti-Semitic celebration, then get suspended for his next game against the *checks notes* 5-9 Falcons
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Reposted by Matt McCall
AOC on a 2028 presidential race against JD Vance: “I would stomp him.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Strasbourg
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
mystery how news outlets reported the Eagles-Raiders game was the shortest since this random 1996 game it definitely was not shorter than.

It *was* shorter than the 2021 Broncos-Raiders game.

not shorter than this 65 Giants-Steelers game, nor shorter than the 2:22 of this 2009 Vikings-Bears game.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Reposted by Matt McCall
The National Weather Service in Seattle just issued a flash flood warning for portions of Kent, Renton and Tukwila along the Green River, Duwamish Waterway and Cedar River. The Green River levee has failed.

If you are in a low-lying area "move to higher ground now. Act quickly to protect your life"
SEW issues Flash Flood Warning [flash flood: observed, flash flood damage threat: considerable, dam failure: occurring] for King [WA] till Dec 15, 9:00 PM PST Link
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hey Rashid, maybe you should actually try to catch the pass instead of throwing your hands up as soon as you’re touched.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Matt McCall
Seattle needs to be disbanded as a franchise, this is like watching the 70 year old grandpa at the Y dunking on Lebron
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This may be the low point of the entire Seattle Seahawks franchise.
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Philip Rivers is outplaying Sam Darnold.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM