really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield

tonight i'm announcing an operation that took out osama bin and jerrys

wouldn't it be crazy if news outlets said that any officials who claim they don't know about a thing they clearly know about no longer possess the credibility to return to that news outlet ha just kidding see you next week same time

they moved the "mark unread from here" option on the drop-down and replaced it with "show original" so now i'm accidentally clicking that which opens a new tab with a whole bunch of <ED793bYE97hE&00kLPR> code when all I wanted to do was not respond to an email until i'm ready to four years from now

If you’re a media outlet still quoting the regime at face value on any subject then guess what woodward you are the regime

this is incredible

journalists truly think they're "doing journalism" by reading white nationalists who profit from racist fear mongering a statement from a critic and saying "what's your response?" like it's the 1992 tim russert hour

Anyone know if there’s a word for this that’s not “a muscular expansion of executive powers”

tiffany cross on alien super show announcing media criticism is legal again

The media paradox is that ICE is simultaneously a newsworthy subject and a word that the news prohibits from being the subject of a sentence

also, in keeping with Vance’s view of american identity, only white people are fully American with the right to critique or dissent. nonwhites must show proper gratitude (supporting Trump or marrying JD Vance) before they can speak critically of the country (in approved ways, of course)

searching for a word for what this is for the headline and im being told by the editor in chief that it’s called patriotism and if i’ve ever heard of it

if you know a rich dem please ask them to give us money to start a news media network that explicitly is not run by and loyal to republicans

Are your kids going to consolidating control in the oval office parties

without rich liberals funding an alternate media ecosystem the only media ecosystems that exist are default republican

The speaker of the house just said he didn’t see the president tell the military to get ready to attack liberal cities and tomorrow’s headlines will be “Democrats Refuse To End Shutdown”

i'm no efficiency expert,

Literally any Republican regardless of whether they’ve been in a coma for 13 years can call up the New York Times and ask if they can upload their notes app to dropbox for publication without edits

i have a BTS army out there do not fuck with me

It should enrage us all how often Tom Homan and other Trump officials who revel in these specific atrocities are saluted in the news media and thanked for their service

NYT alert: Play Pips, our new dominoes game, while you wait for your transport to the zinc mines!

The democratic leadership is stuck in a time loop from 2012