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Comedian / Writer / Disability Rights Advocate / Filmmaker / Rhyme Master / Thyme Plaster. “Matt O’Nesti’s Uncomfortable” available on YouTube
The marines are coming. See you in the morning! mattonesti.substack.com/p/goodnight-...
Goodnight, America
Here's hoping that what's next is better...
mattonesti.substack.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This will probably be a longer piece at some point but figured I'd just share instead of thinking. Maybe vibes are all that matter.

But if the stuff you're seeing these days piss you off or make you sad...create. And create recklessly mattonesti.substack.com/p/the-tecolu...
The Tecoluca Hop
A stream of consciousness about the current state of affairs
mattonesti.substack.com
May 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I bought a brass one hitter bowl, forgetting that I have to use an electric lighter, and I refused to give up on my smoking session, so I shocked myself five times because my mother didn’t raise a quitter nor a scientist.
May 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Elon's government email is:

[email protected]

Please don't send anything to it, that would not be good at all!

theintercept.com/2025/03/06/e...
We Found Elon Musk’s DOGE Email Address and We’re Fighting to Reveal His Messages
The Intercept is publishing Elon Musk’s government email address to aid those seeking information on DOGE in the public interest.
theintercept.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Everything is about to collapse so I’m picking fights with my dad’s friends on Facebook. And so can you
March 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I opened up special treats in a completely separate room to work on whistle training with my puppy. He heard the bag and I assume smelled the treats so he ran in and nearly caught me in the act so I’ve just been gaslighting him for the past 10 minutes that in fact those treats don’t even exist
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Remember Project 2025? Well they have already COMPLETED 75% of their goals against LGBTQ+ people.

This is all within the first month of Trump's presidency. They won't stop until they have stripped us of our rights and forced us into camps.

And they won't stop with us...
February 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Home and Community-Based Services waivers help disabled people stay out of institutions. For @motherjones.com, I reported on how disabled people's independence is threatened by attacks on Medicaid that fund HCBS waivers (and others). www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump's war on Medicaid will institutionalize millions of people
The GOP wants to fund billionaire tax cuts—and let disabled Americans pay the price.
www.motherjones.com
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Accessible pube cutting service. Let’s stop wasting our time with AI
January 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Don’t fucking do it
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My dog won’t stop laughing about the UHC CEO getting assassinated and idk how to explain to him he won’t get into real doggy heaven if he doesn’t fake sympathy for a group of people who constantly show indifference towards human suffering….
December 7, 2024 at 8:27 PM
If someone describes a pizza as “tastes like Chuck-e-cheese” would you take it as a compliment or beat the shit out of them?
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Seriously though trying to build a new following is terrifying. As a small creator it took a lot to get what I had on Twitter and other social medias.
Not a reason to stay on a sinking ship but how do we make transition easier for all users? Especially those without the established names
"The Left has no choice but to stay on Twitter" can be best understood as the writer saying "I worked very hard to get all my followers on Twitter and I don't want to have to start all over again somewhere else"
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I was just appointed to a position in trump’s cabinet. The bottom shelf with the potatoes: to be served at dinner over a bed of steak, lots of gravy.
December 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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This is it. The U.S. still throws disabled people in institutions and we expect them not to use this to kill off as many of us as they can?
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I think the guy in the next room is mocking my cough or probably also just has a respiratory infection but seriously dude you aren’t going to win this one. I am the king of parainfluenza
November 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
If you share this, they will come
November 28, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Every single time I’m about to go under anesthesia, even if it’s just a twilight, I have to make a joke about if it’s the same stuff Michael Jackson used to go to bed at night. It’s a strange choice for my potential last words but for some reason it makes me feel peaceful.
November 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Starting over on a new social media is daunting but seriously the perfect excuse to finally show strangers my asshole
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
So do we blue on here or how does it work?

“Frank, you’ll never guess what Scott blue’d it’s fucking hilarious”
November 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM