Matt Policastro
@mattpolicastro.bsky.social
Distinguished fellow of Some Such Nonsense Studies. Data science and experimentation. Keep it wavy. @mattpolicastro on most sites worth using
Made @willsmith.fun’s nog recipe last night and levain-style cookies today, and am bordering on catatonic on the couch with the cat
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Made @willsmith.fun’s nog recipe last night and levain-style cookies today, and am bordering on catatonic on the couch with the cat
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I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
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You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
Tweaked something in my neck a week ago and it’s still killing me, send help
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Tweaked something in my neck a week ago and it’s still killing me, send help
Finally getting around to long-overdue updates to my NAS and wow they really enshittified the heck out of Plex, didn’t they
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Finally getting around to long-overdue updates to my NAS and wow they really enshittified the heck out of Plex, didn’t they
Just realized that I’ve been playing The Blue Prince so much I have been hesitating to open quote posts the way I do when drafting rooms
Video games are wild
Video games are wild
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Just realized that I’ve been playing The Blue Prince so much I have been hesitating to open quote posts the way I do when drafting rooms
Video games are wild
Video games are wild
Thanksgiving can be cool
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Thanksgiving can be cool
2 for 2 on deciding the perfect time to mud drywall is the night before hosting family for a holiday!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
2 for 2 on deciding the perfect time to mud drywall is the night before hosting family for a holiday!!
Ok, but seriously, why do they keep casting Jared Leto as the lead
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ok, but seriously, why do they keep casting Jared Leto as the lead
Inadvertently tumbling into a bar absolutely glued to the Cubs in the playoffs, you can’t beat it
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Inadvertently tumbling into a bar absolutely glued to the Cubs in the playoffs, you can’t beat it
The new Apple OS updates seem pretty rough, but I am absolutely tickled that they added dedicated buttons for various flavors of unremarkable ambient to the control center options
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The new Apple OS updates seem pretty rough, but I am absolutely tickled that they added dedicated buttons for various flavors of unremarkable ambient to the control center options
I am a caricature, but I am a white guy who thinks He Might Be Onto Something With This Whole Pizza Dough Thing because I have been making some dope pizzas lately
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I am a caricature, but I am a white guy who thinks He Might Be Onto Something With This Whole Pizza Dough Thing because I have been making some dope pizzas lately
Was feeling unusually flushed after a bike ride so I finally looked up how much water I should be drinking based on my size, and I’m sorry: a gallon? A whole-ass gallon?? Every day???
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Was feeling unusually flushed after a bike ride so I finally looked up how much water I should be drinking based on my size, and I’m sorry: a gallon? A whole-ass gallon?? Every day???
It’s that time again: aggrieved normie complaints! I know delivery stuff is borked generally but how is FedEx THIS BAD, EVERY TIME. Expedited shipping? Sits in a warehouse for a week! Out for delivery? Jk, it’s still in the warehouse but we’re gonna send you the delivery notification every morning
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s that time again: aggrieved normie complaints! I know delivery stuff is borked generally but how is FedEx THIS BAD, EVERY TIME. Expedited shipping? Sits in a warehouse for a week! Out for delivery? Jk, it’s still in the warehouse but we’re gonna send you the delivery notification every morning
It’s one of those nights where you have a taller pour than usual and nod solemnly, knowingly at the Disco Elysium bot quotes
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s one of those nights where you have a taller pour than usual and nod solemnly, knowingly at the Disco Elysium bot quotes
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
September 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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He’s a MANIAC
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He’s a MANIAC
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
My bike got stolen and it feels like I’ve missed the end of the summer riding season and woof is it a bummer
September 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My bike got stolen and it feels like I’ve missed the end of the summer riding season and woof is it a bummer
Putting “steel-toed Glerups slippers” on my list for Santa
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Putting “steel-toed Glerups slippers” on my list for Santa
Well, at least I’m still unhappy
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well, at least I’m still unhappy
I thought that nearly getting hooked twice in a mile was pretty nuts—but when it happened a third time in the same mile I concluded that Lawrence Ave is the thoroughfare of fiends and degenerates
July 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I thought that nearly getting hooked twice in a mile was pretty nuts—but when it happened a third time in the same mile I concluded that Lawrence Ave is the thoroughfare of fiends and degenerates
Normally not this person , but screw it: back in a good lifting/cycling routine and I’m down 7lbs from my peak this spring. LIFTING HEAVY STUFF IS SO COOL
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Normally not this person , but screw it: back in a good lifting/cycling routine and I’m down 7lbs from my peak this spring. LIFTING HEAVY STUFF IS SO COOL
Made the mistake of multiplying my ride time by RPM tonight and I’m vacillating between horrified and fascinated that I did something (consciously and intentionally) more than 10k times today
June 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Made the mistake of multiplying my ride time by RPM tonight and I’m vacillating between horrified and fascinated that I did something (consciously and intentionally) more than 10k times today
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good