Matt Policastro
mattpolicastro.bsky.social
Matt Policastro
@mattpolicastro.bsky.social
Distinguished fellow of Some Such Nonsense Studies. Data science and experimentation. Keep it wavy. @mattpolicastro on most sites worth using
“Why, I did shop local—why don’t you have some of this Nice! cola from our friendly neighborhood pharmacy”
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Patiently explaining myself to my increasingly furious friends when I bring McNuggets to the holiday potluck
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Update: ow
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh heck yeah
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If this is why the weird blood vampire guy is doing his whole thing, then maybe… maybe he’s onto something
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have to have a subscription to view my legally-obtained Toonami favorites from 2003 in my own home now? I have to pay a toll to indulge nostalgia?
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Continuing the theme: realized I was out of milk for cereal in the morning, and went to my Blue Prince notes doc to add “buy milk tomorrow morning once shop opens at 8:00”
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Im having fun, actually!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ok but is that a Vita with a sticker/decal? I didn’t recall the PSP having a camera peripheral

Regardless, heck yeag
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
IMO, given those constraints that passes the sniff test
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I remember when a manager taught me an incredibly convoluted sed/awk bash script to slice up a >3GB CSV so I could then read it as pieces in R, then rbind the pieces together.

Have faith there is always a worse way to avoid not learning Python
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(Assuming this is tariff-related) Considering rushing out to buy the kitchen cabinet frames I wasn’t planning to buy until next spring

Economic engine sputtering? Shove through more fuel then hit the choke, brilliant maneuver Mr President sir
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I listen to a lot of ambient and these are low-key hilarious

It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM