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Matt 🎁
@mattpresents.bsky.social
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This is where I joke around. Twitter is where I scream into the void.
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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I really think more lip service needs to be paid to the fact that every single president this country has ever had was born in a segregated America.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #22 (feat. @spinynorman.bsky.social)
Ryan: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence. Oh, fuck! Shit! Cy: What? Ryan: Pretend we're in a hurry, just trust me! Oh, yeah! It starts in two minutes. Better hurry! Cy: Yeah, excuse us! We're in a hurry! Ryan: Thanks. That guy talked to me for 45 at the supermarket about Sonic Boom! Not even the infamous one. It was one of the DS games!
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #22
Rita: Ryan! Ryan: Rita! Rita: How you doing big bro? Ryan: Not bad, little sis. Rita, this is my boyfriend Cyclopse Duck. Rita: Cy, I've heard so much about you! Cy: I know about you through reputation alone. I mean, Ryan mentioned having a sister, but he never told me she was Nocturna, Midnight Movie Queen. It's so cool to be on your set Rita: Thanks, hon! You wanna hang around for recording? Cy: *Gasp* Really!?! Rita: Yeah, we're about to shoot an episode on "Masked Killer from Planet Z." Cy: Oh, my god, I love Masked Killer from Planet Z! Rita: I know, the effects are so good!!! Cy: The score is perfect! Rita: The characters are funny! Cy: Oh, my god, Joe Don Baker is so good in this! Ryan doesn't like it, but Ryan never appreciates REAL cinema! Rita: I know. Ryan has awful taste in film. Ryan: I'm standing RIGHT HERE!
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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S'more
Voltar and Pitch Charlie Brown and that Rankin-Bass narrator Cousin Mel and Olive the Other Reindeer Snow Miser and Heat Miser
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #21
Protein Bro: Hey, you! What the fuck are you looking at!?! Ryan: Uh... This advertisement for carmel. Protein Bro: Yeah... well... uh... Maybe... YOU... should buy carmel... fatass! Haha! Haha! Ha! Haha! Ryan: *Smack Smack* Hey, Cy! You want some carmel!?!
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #20
Ryan: Hey, what's this? Well, that was anti-climactic. Dr. Completelysane: My creation! Just for that... No clone! Cy: Well, thank god that's over! Sorry bout your clone, Ryan Ryan: Yeah. Easy come, easy go, I guess.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #19
Dr. Completelysane: Ryan! Shoot him with this!!! Ryan: Uh, Doc! This is just making him bigger! Dr. Completelysane: Fascinating. Now try turning the dial on the back. Ryan: Maybe not the time, Doc!
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #18
Cy: Holy crap! Ryan: We got this! Ryan 2! Form Ryanotron... form of A BEAR!!! YEAH!!! Cy: Ryan, what is that!?! Ryan 2: Ryanotron! Form of a bear! Ryan: We built it this morning. Primary component: Cardboard Cy: Ryan, can we save your adorable sense of whimsy for when we're not going to die? Ryan 2: I knew we should have gone for plastic.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM