mattprobably.bsky.social
@mattprobably.bsky.social
I'm in blue sky Inception. This time I thought they were king cake babies.
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I'm in blue sky Inception. This time I thought they were king cake babies.
Your honor, I just did the real version of what the state department says they're doing, and they aren't getting arrested.
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Your honor, I just did the real version of what the state department says they're doing, and they aren't getting arrested.
Luigi should use these as his defense.
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Luigi should use these as his defense.
Done right it's the most American cultural experience. And there's like a hundred ways to do it right. It's wonderful.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Done right it's the most American cultural experience. And there's like a hundred ways to do it right. It's wonderful.
Oh yeah that soundtrack is a valentine's day special!
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Oh yeah that soundtrack is a valentine's day special!
It sucks having to pack up and relocate communities all the time. So much is lost for such stupid reasons.
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It sucks having to pack up and relocate communities all the time. So much is lost for such stupid reasons.
That's what I thought too lol
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That's what I thought too lol
Haunting gotdamn
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Haunting gotdamn
Very stoned and giggling uncontrollably thanks
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Very stoned and giggling uncontrollably thanks
It's a nice burn. Touché
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It's a nice burn. Touché
A gentleman and a scholar and a fucking absolute unit.
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A gentleman and a scholar and a fucking absolute unit.
Legit way nicer than anything we have now. Beautiful.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Legit way nicer than anything we have now. Beautiful.
To those folks "good trouble" is only ok if it's a quote under an inspirational mural in a bad part of town. You still aren't allowed to break any actual rules. My God I would go to war for this kid. What a freaking badass.
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
To those folks "good trouble" is only ok if it's a quote under an inspirational mural in a bad part of town. You still aren't allowed to break any actual rules. My God I would go to war for this kid. What a freaking badass.
Lmao can our sun explode soon, please?
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Lmao can our sun explode soon, please?
Me except not angry
a group of people on an airplane with the words i wanna shake your hand
ALT: a group of people on an airplane with the words i wanna shake your hand
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Me except not angry
Kind of a great tattoo
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Kind of a great tattoo
What a name.
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
What a name.
That's the funny thing, I don't know if anybody *likes* him. He's slimy AF.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
That's the funny thing, I don't know if anybody *likes* him. He's slimy AF.
What a great story.
Ever been arrested?
Yup.
For what?
Puts on sunglasses and walks away like Horatio from CSI.
Ever been arrested?
Yup.
For what?
Puts on sunglasses and walks away like Horatio from CSI.
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
What a great story.
Ever been arrested?
Yup.
For what?
Puts on sunglasses and walks away like Horatio from CSI.
Ever been arrested?
Yup.
For what?
Puts on sunglasses and walks away like Horatio from CSI.
A rare dad rock inductee that does not cross over into butt rock, but she's in there.
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A rare dad rock inductee that does not cross over into butt rock, but she's in there.