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These curlers are cooking
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
These curlers are cooking
USA women's curling team just executed the sickest triple high five going out to the ad break at 7-5.
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
USA women's curling team just executed the sickest triple high five going out to the ad break at 7-5.
Can you imagine?
the feeling of going into a jewelry store and asking for shrek was unrivaled
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Can you imagine?
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Legit the coolest kid I've ever seen. What a fucking badass. You can tell this is not his comfort zone, he knows he'll get in trouble. But the dude has done the homework and knows the assignment: NAZIS. GET. PUNCHED. Fucking integrity. Leadership. And these piss-babies are soft as Charmin lmao.
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Legit the coolest kid I've ever seen. What a fucking badass. You can tell this is not his comfort zone, he knows he'll get in trouble. But the dude has done the homework and knows the assignment: NAZIS. GET. PUNCHED. Fucking integrity. Leadership. And these piss-babies are soft as Charmin lmao.
Considering all the information and technology we have at our disposal, this is simply the dumbest time to be alive by several orders of magnitude.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Considering all the information and technology we have at our disposal, this is simply the dumbest time to be alive by several orders of magnitude.
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com you're gonna tell us when you finish the first stormlight archive book right? Just finished re-reading it for the first time in 12-13 yrs and I wasn't expecting it to have me in a choke hold like that again this time around.
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com you're gonna tell us when you finish the first stormlight archive book right? Just finished re-reading it for the first time in 12-13 yrs and I wasn't expecting it to have me in a choke hold like that again this time around.
Nearing the end of the first stormlight book, haven't read it in like 13 yrs? Wanted to anyways and then saw the apple TV news and thought hell yeah. I took a solid gummy tonight and as he's entering this big ass battle, I just keep saying in my head "KALADIN. FUCK YEAH!!" a la Team America lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Nearing the end of the first stormlight book, haven't read it in like 13 yrs? Wanted to anyways and then saw the apple TV news and thought hell yeah. I took a solid gummy tonight and as he's entering this big ass battle, I just keep saying in my head "KALADIN. FUCK YEAH!!" a la Team America lmao.
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Second year in a row the halftime show pissed off a pedophile
Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Second year in a row the halftime show pissed off a pedophile
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ICE is not welcome here.
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
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ICE is not welcome here
Good morning. It's bleak out there.
Maybe you've been reading headlines and watching videos and thinking absolutely bonkers thoughts. Maybe you're in an ongoing state of shock that our presidential a...
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February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
ICE is not welcome here.
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/ice-is-not-w...
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
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That's Trump. I am just going to assume every redacted name is Donald trump until proven otherwise. If he wants to clear it up, he's welcome to unredact the files.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
That's Trump. I am just going to assume every redacted name is Donald trump until proven otherwise. If he wants to clear it up, he's welcome to unredact the files.
Leadership
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Leadership
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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
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I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
Today, Luke Farrell (@lukef.bsky.social) explains how complex eligibility requirements have turned America’s safety net into a lucrative revenue stream for monopolistic private contractors.
The Means-Testing Industrial Complex
As Republicans tightened work requirements and eligibility rules for Medicaid and SNAP last year, Equifax’s CEO openly celebrated the profits to be made from administering this deprivation.
lpeproject.org
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
4th and 5??? What a horrible spot. And what a horrible decision to kick the fg. You have to go for that.
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
4th and 5??? What a horrible spot. And what a horrible decision to kick the fg. You have to go for that.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
Welp. Barely have any ice so far and tree already took out some cars in the mechanics yard next door and our Internet with it in Decatur. Be safe y'all.
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Welp. Barely have any ice so far and tree already took out some cars in the mechanics yard next door and our Internet with it in Decatur. Be safe y'all.
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
@dieworkwear.bsky.social random edibles thought: could you ever see a quality clothing company successfully implementing a "pay what you want" model? Even if it was an altruistic arm of a for profit fashion company. Just curious if it could be viable. My mind often just wishcasts anti-capitalism.
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social random edibles thought: could you ever see a quality clothing company successfully implementing a "pay what you want" model? Even if it was an altruistic arm of a for profit fashion company. Just curious if it could be viable. My mind often just wishcasts anti-capitalism.
Hell yeah that kicked ass
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Hell yeah that kicked ass
Fernando Mendoza out here snatching souls like this
a cartoon character says okly dokily in front of a tree
ALT: a cartoon character says okly dokily in front of a tree
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Fernando Mendoza out here snatching souls like this
That was badass
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That was badass
Ok, Halle Berry simply does not age. Or has found a reverse bottom or something. This is getting ridiculous.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ok, Halle Berry simply does not age. Or has found a reverse bottom or something. This is getting ridiculous.
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Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old