Reposted by Matt Ridge
if anyone writes any music about me please use “Squidward Nose” by cupcakKe as my leitmotif thanks
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if anyone writes any music about me please use “Squidward Nose” by cupcakKe as my leitmotif thanks
the creative/expressive paralysis i’ve felt for about a decade now is horrifying, but i’ve lately been reminding myself that anything i put out is one more human-created entry into a modern history book characterized by dogshit generative AI, and it fuels me with the spite necessary to keep going.
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the creative/expressive paralysis i’ve felt for about a decade now is horrifying, but i’ve lately been reminding myself that anything i put out is one more human-created entry into a modern history book characterized by dogshit generative AI, and it fuels me with the spite necessary to keep going.
i showed a fwb drum corps for the first time (Bluecoats 2015, "Kinetic Noise") while she was toasted into oblivion. i documented the reaction (a thread):
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i showed a fwb drum corps for the first time (Bluecoats 2015, "Kinetic Noise") while she was toasted into oblivion. i documented the reaction (a thread):
anytime i tell the urgent care nurse i’m there for routine STD tests i feel like i might as well just be whipping it out in the middle of town square
March 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
anytime i tell the urgent care nurse i’m there for routine STD tests i feel like i might as well just be whipping it out in the middle of town square
me: yeah can i have a sundae with caramel sauce please :)
freaky Dairy Queen employee who gets off to cylindrical containers, days of the week, and the suburbs of Indianapolis: yes
freaky Dairy Queen employee who gets off to cylindrical containers, days of the week, and the suburbs of Indianapolis: yes
March 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
me: yeah can i have a sundae with caramel sauce please :)
freaky Dairy Queen employee who gets off to cylindrical containers, days of the week, and the suburbs of Indianapolis: yes
freaky Dairy Queen employee who gets off to cylindrical containers, days of the week, and the suburbs of Indianapolis: yes
MUSICIAN HACK
did you know that if you want to work on 5-lets, you can simply split your quarter notes into nickels? hope this helps 😌
did you know that if you want to work on 5-lets, you can simply split your quarter notes into nickels? hope this helps 😌
February 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
MUSICIAN HACK
did you know that if you want to work on 5-lets, you can simply split your quarter notes into nickels? hope this helps 😌
did you know that if you want to work on 5-lets, you can simply split your quarter notes into nickels? hope this helps 😌
HEY L*BERALS
take your first and last name. subtract your birth month. add 2. finally, put down in the when grind the with inside.
now, replace “,” with “money”.
take your first and last name. subtract your birth month. add 2. finally, put down in the when grind the with inside.
now, replace “,” with “money”.
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
HEY L*BERALS
take your first and last name. subtract your birth month. add 2. finally, put down in the when grind the with inside.
now, replace “,” with “money”.
take your first and last name. subtract your birth month. add 2. finally, put down in the when grind the with inside.
now, replace “,” with “money”.
SCP more like SuC my P haha no but for real why is this tall bald guy with a huge mouth running towards me
February 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
SCP more like SuC my P haha no but for real why is this tall bald guy with a huge mouth running towards me
what if hands had feet
February 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
what if hands had feet
i’m sorry babe, i just don’t feel the spark anymore… this isn’t working… i think we sh- *pauses* wait *ice cream truck jingle in the distance* OH MY DAYS!! QUICKQUICKQUICK DO YOU HAVE ANY $1’s??? *runs off, pants pulled up to chest height* ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵖᵒⁿᵍᵉᴮᵒᵇ ᵒⁿᵉᵎᵎ
February 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i’m sorry babe, i just don’t feel the spark anymore… this isn’t working… i think we sh- *pauses* wait *ice cream truck jingle in the distance* OH MY DAYS!! QUICKQUICKQUICK DO YOU HAVE ANY $1’s??? *runs off, pants pulled up to chest height* ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵖᵒⁿᵍᵉᴮᵒᵇ ᵒⁿᵉᵎᵎ
oh Sigmund Freud, you ̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶t̶ get it
February 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
oh Sigmund Freud, you ̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶t̶ get it
noticed a while ago that my therapist looks like John Green, am i cooked
February 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
noticed a while ago that my therapist looks like John Green, am i cooked