Mattrophy
@mattrophy.bsky.social
Gpose is like goose, just up a letter
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Gpose is like goose, just up a letter
Can you do one where your fingers are in focus instead
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Can you do one where your fingers are in focus instead
It's mine. His name is George W. Plush.
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's mine. His name is George W. Plush.
Ah, sorry if you see 73 applications from me. I accidentally pressed submit one time more than I meant to.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ah, sorry if you see 73 applications from me. I accidentally pressed submit one time more than I meant to.
Hannibal Buress 2017ish Bonnaroo. We all walked in loving comedy and Eric Andre. We all walked out going "Do we agree that was fucking horrible?". He just stood there joking about how long he had left in his set.
October 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Hannibal Buress 2017ish Bonnaroo. We all walked in loving comedy and Eric Andre. We all walked out going "Do we agree that was fucking horrible?". He just stood there joking about how long he had left in his set.
Oh no. It's. It's burpitis.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh no. It's. It's burpitis.
The way you said this I thought the two letters after $38 were an abbreviation. So in my head you were being sarcastic, like "Ooh what do I spend my 38 fuckin billion on?"
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The way you said this I thought the two letters after $38 were an abbreviation. So in my head you were being sarcastic, like "Ooh what do I spend my 38 fuckin billion on?"
Your cosplay looks a little off...
a cartoon character from futurama holding a clipboard and a pen
Alt: Hermes from Futurama
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Your cosplay looks a little off...
Do they come pre-worn?
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Do they come pre-worn?
Wow. Isn't that just the cats pajamas
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Wow. Isn't that just the cats pajamas
Could you scrape all the toppings off the bread and roll it into a cheese ball and eat that?
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Could you scrape all the toppings off the bread and roll it into a cheese ball and eat that?
Just fyi I think you missed a 'has'. "As it always been, a convenient fiction."
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just fyi I think you missed a 'has'. "As it always been, a convenient fiction."
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9/11 was kind of the "9/11" of country music
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
9/11 was kind of the "9/11" of country music
Glad to see you have the world's only pincushion design. P sure my grandma had one from like the 40s
October 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Glad to see you have the world's only pincushion design. P sure my grandma had one from like the 40s
You should enter this into a photo contest or something it's making my fucking brain explode
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You should enter this into a photo contest or something it's making my fucking brain explode
I'm excited for your upcoming perfume line, Smell Shardae
September 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm excited for your upcoming perfume line, Smell Shardae