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Glizzy McGuire

@mattsevits.bsky.social

380 followers 290 following 1.3K posts

👽 Just another useless piece of space junk. 💫 Mostly here to clown around 👨🏻‍💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️‍🌈

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 6h

a woman is smiling and says `` thank you '' .

Alt: Selena Gomez says “Thank you” while crying and laughing

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 7h

I desperately need to try Pamela Anderson’s pickles, but like… $38 a jar is just a bit steep for my wallet 😩

A glass jar of Pamela Anderson’s “spicy rose dill pickles.”

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 7h

That is 100% why I didn’t go today 🤣 But I neeeeed to know what all the hype is about (and support my girl Teyana)

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 7h

I almost went to see this today! Maybe I’ll have to go tomorrow… 🤔

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 7h

I accidentally bought full-size paper towels instead of choose-a-size paper towels, and I’m being very brave about it.

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 9h

Just remembered that I have a reservation at Din Tai Fung on Monday and got all excited

A cat with cunty blue acrylic nails holds her paw up to her face like she’s laughing behind it

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 11h

It’ll be our secret 🤫

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 11h

Reminder that Kelly Rowland’s “Dirty Laundry” is criminally underrated open.spotify.com/track/5ChwSS...

Dirty Laundry

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 13h

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 13h

It blows me away that men can literally aim their pee wherever they want… and they still manage to miss the toilet on a regular basis 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhhhh #dragula is back 👀

Skeletor holds olives up to his eyes and says “I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

Truly!! People need to make more commotion for it

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

wearing these 4 records out currently. whatcha y’all listening to?

Kiesza’s “Crying and Dancing Vol. 2,” an absolutely mesmerizing and impeccable love letter to dance music

The 20th anniversary edition of Girls Aloud’s “Chemistry.”

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

💯💯💯

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 2d

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

Not even 10 minutes into the #RHOP premiere and Stacey is giving f u l l “and still I rise” Stacey and it’s absolutely incredible to watch.

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hell no. I’m not paperclipping shit!

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

It’s wild! I also drove to the post office, even though it was after hours… and there was no mailbox there either?? My flabbers were absolutely gasted.

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

It was way too difficult to find a goddamned mailbox in this town today. For some reason my apartment just doesn’t have an outgoing box?? And the mail person doesn’t take anything I leave in my box…? So off I went to find a big blue box. The first two I found were sealed shut 😑

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taber @kvetch.gay · 2d

imo enough people have gone to the top of Mount Everest. we do not need any more people to summit Everest. we know what's up there now. you can all stop doing this shit