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Matt Slusser
@mattslusser.bsky.social
Disgusted American. Nora’s Dad. Kind human attempter. Chicago
I’ve come up with a lot of BS excuses for being late to work, but none of them ever resulted in Federal criminal conspiracy charges for someone… Just made my first ever political donation fo @katmabu.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
#nokings in La Grange IL had about 1000 people out! Such a great time making our voices heard!
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Matt Slusser
There are no kings in America except Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.

See some of you out and about around town this weekend.
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Matt Slusser
Raising $15,000 before Giving Tuesday will unlock a $25K match from the Marks Family Foundation for @CampOneStep. Let’s do it for the kids! secure.qgiv.com/for/thescore
2024 Camp One Step Holiday Appeal - 670 The Score
secure.qgiv.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I did it. After being on Twitter since 2008, I officially quit and deleted my account. Tough to actually push the button…
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
There’s a lot of (justifiable) bad stuff on here right now, so please take a break and enjoy these two very good boys
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
November 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
How many times is too many to say, “well, now we’re really fucked”? Asking for a country
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
And so starts my defection from X
November 6, 2024 at 5:28 PM