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Matt the Human
@mattthehuman.bsky.social
He/Him. Optimist in bleak midwinter.
We called them beanie weenies.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Much as I love Pike, Mount can be so disappointing.

I’m sure Patrick Stewart has some sideways beliefs, but the worst thing on record that I’m aware of is him getting drunk and insulting James Corden… and we’ve all been there.

Don’t get me started on Shatner.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I guess if your body is basically gelatin you can cram it in anything, but still. Crazy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My only note is that the grandma should be a Chuck E Cheese animatronic behind a little curtain, and she occasionally pops out during dinner and insults the family.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
An old friend passed earlier this year. I occasionally watch movies and anticipate silly things he'd be frustrated with. He always had wild takes.

AI could probably look/sound similar, but relationships have nuance and quirks that an algorithm just can't understand.

This is gross to me.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM