Matt Wright
@mattupstate.com
Dad of 2. Platform eng manager. NYC & subway apologist. Amateur long distance runner. Hardcore punk at heart.
You can't just put "DELICIOUS" on your label without justification
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You can't just put "DELICIOUS" on your label without justification
For good reason, damnit.
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
For good reason, damnit.
THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT THIS SODA, DAMNIT
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT THIS SODA, DAMNIT
Forgot to mention cucumbers
July 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Forgot to mention cucumbers
Look like a shrimp and a hummingbird put together.
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Look like a shrimp and a hummingbird put together.