Matt Wall
@mattwall.bsky.social
Psychologist & fMRI-nerd. 🧠 + psychedelics, cannabis, sex hormones. Instrument botherer.
The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
My stuff: https://linktr.ee/mbwall
My vids: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChaSxw9NuBrAFN3zjLQRbPg
The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
My stuff: https://linktr.ee/mbwall
My vids: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChaSxw9NuBrAFN3zjLQRbPg
Addendum: In case anyone is wondering, the reference to 'Knole Road' being the nearest Freemason's lodge seems to narrow this fruit-cake down to living in Bournemouth. Beyond that, I have no idea...
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Addendum: In case anyone is wondering, the reference to 'Knole Road' being the nearest Freemason's lodge seems to narrow this fruit-cake down to living in Bournemouth. Beyond that, I have no idea...
Some flat-earther conspiracy-theory loony has very carefully stuck in little hand-written notes, seemingly at random throughout the book. Mostly about freemasonry? But also about physicists, the moon landings, Mars, and Elon Musk. WEIRD.
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Some flat-earther conspiracy-theory loony has very carefully stuck in little hand-written notes, seemingly at random throughout the book. Mostly about freemasonry? But also about physicists, the moon landings, Mars, and Elon Musk. WEIRD.
I recently bought some graphic novels on eBay to read with my kid. Among them was this - the first two of Pratchett's discworld books. That'll be fun, I thought. However, I was not prepared for the frothing madness and batshit lunacy I found inside... 🧵⬇️
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I recently bought some graphic novels on eBay to read with my kid. Among them was this - the first two of Pratchett's discworld books. That'll be fun, I thought. However, I was not prepared for the frothing madness and batshit lunacy I found inside... 🧵⬇️
Can confirm. Just made some this morning and they are crack-on-toast.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can confirm. Just made some this morning and they are crack-on-toast.
Definitely time to deploy this.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Definitely time to deploy this.
Key takeaway - those who stopped using cannabis showed improvements in depression and psychotic-like outcomes. Those who continued or started using cannabis showed worsened scores on those measures.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Key takeaway - those who stopped using cannabis showed improvements in depression and psychotic-like outcomes. Those who continued or started using cannabis showed worsened scores on those measures.
How much trouble would I get in if I set this as my actual auto-reply? Would it be worth it for the lolz? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How much trouble would I get in if I set this as my actual auto-reply? Would it be worth it for the lolz? 🤔
Is it too early for this? I really want it to not be too early for this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is it too early for this? I really want it to not be too early for this.
Hilarious bullshit-journal email today from a new outlet called "Nature Cell and Science". Really going for the prestige crowd there! 😂
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hilarious bullshit-journal email today from a new outlet called "Nature Cell and Science". Really going for the prestige crowd there! 😂
...and not afraid to display its progressivism.
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
...and not afraid to display its progressivism.
So... The Crab Museum in Margate is pretty... quirky.
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So... The Crab Museum in Margate is pretty... quirky.
Billions of dollars on AI nonsense and microsoft still doesn't know that 'data' is plural. 🙄
October 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Billions of dollars on AI nonsense and microsoft still doesn't know that 'data' is plural. 🙄
"We would like to thank the reviewers for their helpful and constructive critiques."
October 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"We would like to thank the reviewers for their helpful and constructive critiques."
Apparently magnetic insoles are a... thing now? Always get your patients to take their shoes off! #MRIsafety
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Apparently magnetic insoles are a... thing now? Always get your patients to take their shoes off! #MRIsafety
Yeeeah... That's a hard no from me:
September 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Yeeeah... That's a hard no from me:
These guys sound GREAT.
August 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
These guys sound GREAT.
Not defending this latest obscenity from Labour at all, but come on, really? Is your memory that short?
July 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Not defending this latest obscenity from Labour at all, but come on, really? Is your memory that short?
My proposal for re-re-branding the University of Warwick:
July 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My proposal for re-re-branding the University of Warwick: