Chet Holgrem moves like a fucking cartoon deer and it annoys me deeply.

They are so good that they are one of the few teams capable of beating the Ravens.

You wanna know why the Ravens will never win a Super Bowl, you study this game. Pathologically incapable of not shooting themselves in the dick when it matters.

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

It's not ha-ha funny, but Nike having to call an emergency board meeting to debate whether or not to keep making the Decades sneaker is a proto-ITYSL sketch

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

shoutout to the dudes who insisted that a vote for harris was a vote for endless war. you crazy for that one!

funniest chyron of all time, easily

Every time I see that Kick of Destiny 3 commercial it gets funnier and funnier that doofus Eli Manning beat Tim Brady twice in the Super Bowl. #hewantedtobeakicker

Very fun to watch this OKC Thunder team and remember when the Lakers just decided they didn’t want Alex Caruso anymore.