matty stratton
@matty.wtf
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matty.wtf
For new followers and stuff … hi! I’m Matty. I live in the Chicagoland area with my partner @stefinitely.cool, three teenage kids, and two Australian Shepherds. I like lifting weights, tattoos, and live music. I work at Turbot looking after marketing and community and that kind of thing!
Selfie of Stef and Matty Two Australian shepherd dogs and a barbell
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mollyknight.bsky.social
Poor Dolly is going to have to put out a statement today on Instagram addressing her impending kidney stone surgery which is shitty as she is a very private person!

But it’s necessary because her fans all thought her sister was saying she’s dying.
all-a-mort.bsky.social
Imagine Freida explaining this to Dolly:
"So the good news sis is that I can confirm *everyone* still loves you and thinks you're a national treasure. The bad news is I might of given the impression you were dying and now some lunatics will probably start a conspiracy theory that you're an android"
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kschwenky.bsky.social
Everything we’re dealing with, this fresh hell every fucking day is thanks to the Dems/DNC kneecapping progressives instead of republicans.
walkerbragman.bsky.social
77-year-old Maine Gov. Janet Mills has apparently been coaxed into jumping into the Maine Senate race, challenging Graham Platner in a Democratic primary.

The 40-year-old Platner has become a favorite of progressives and Democrats wanting a more muscular response to Trump. He has raised millions.
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matty.wtf
My tattoo artist is going to do some work tomorrow to fill in gaps to work towards my sleeve; thinking of ideas of inspiration / topic for him to add in
matty.wtf
Noted :)

If you’re looking in the Chicagoland area, this is who @stefinitely.cool and I go to - yes, out in the burbs but amazing work

www.instagram.com/harvestmoont...
matty.wtf
This one on my forearm was about $600 last Dec (this seems about what you’re looking at)
Tattoo of a shark in a leather coat
matty.wtf
Oooh. That might be a good one for a larger piece
matty.wtf
This is a good idea
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@stefinitely.cool says I should have it say “Cooper Netties” lol
matty.wtf
There is always this
The uwunetes logo
matty.wtf
I think a small and subtle k8s thing would be cool on mine!
matty.wtf
More context - the arm we are filling in has a large crossed lightsaber tattoo, a TARDIS, a punk rock rubber duck and a punk rock shark, as well as a pinup (higher up on the arm)
matty.wtf
So far was thinking of
- the Kubernetes logo (maybe mixed with something else)
- lego astronaut minifig (old school version)
- Chicago flag stars
- 10th Doctor 3-D glasses with chuck taylors

Def looking for small simple ideas to fill in gaps

Thoughts? Ideas?

(Attached are some inspo pics)
Tattoo that says bad wolf Tattoo of a sonics screw driver and glasss Tattoo of the 10th doctor Tattoo of a stormtrooper minifig
matty.wtf
My tattoo artist is going to do some work tomorrow to fill in gaps to work towards my sleeve; thinking of ideas of inspiration / topic for him to add in
matty.wtf
Cody is also done watching this game
An Australian shepherd dog
matty.wtf
@stefinitely.cool and I are convinced it’s all some kind of leverage with his longer fulcrums or whatever physics words
matty.wtf
look people I’ve seen cubs postseason collapses the like of which you’ve never imagined so don’t start with me
matty.wtf
As a cubs fan i know we should never give up but also as a cubs fan I know when to give up
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yep definitely going to bed
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for example, I am now going to bed
matty.wtf
As a cubs fan i know we should never give up but also as a cubs fan I know when to give up
matty.wtf
I guess when you throw 104, then 98 is offspeed lol
matty.wtf
we’re happy you’re here too zig