M@ - Elon is a horrible person
@mattygx93.bsky.social
He/him
Don't be a cunt
Don't be a cunt
I feel this
Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I feel this
"I set your house on fire, but here's a glass of water. You're welcome."
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers n.pr/3KyYPrO
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers
Trump administration announcing $12 billion in one-time payments to farmers
n.pr
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I set your house on fire, but here's a glass of water. You're welcome."
"You can't fire me. I quit!"
BREAKING: Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba says she is resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey
President Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Alina Habba, announced her resignation as acting U.S. attorney in New Jersey.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"You can't fire me. I quit!"
I wonder how @apnews.com decides which stories to post on both Twitter and Bluesky and which to only post on one or the other.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I wonder how @apnews.com decides which stories to post on both Twitter and Bluesky and which to only post on one or the other.
This week's episode of Words Unraveled reminded me of George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words: 2443 Filthy Words and Phrases.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This week's episode of Words Unraveled reminded me of George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words: 2443 Filthy Words and Phrases.
I couldn't make it through the 3rd episode it was so bad.
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I couldn't make it through the 3rd episode it was so bad.
Isn't this just an escort?
"Rental Family" is Brendan Fraser's first leading role since winning the best actor Oscar for "The Whale." In it, Fraser plays a struggling actor who, out of desperation, takes a job with a small agency that hires out actors to fulfill roles in real people’s lives.
Brendan Fraser's new horizons include 'Rental Family' and rental hedgehogs
“Rental Family” is Brendan Fraser’s first leading role since winning the best actor Oscar for “The Whale.”
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Isn't this just an escort?
I used to see American football called armored wankerball on Fark. @jesszafarris.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I used to see American football called armored wankerball on Fark. @jesszafarris.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social
Don Mattingly without a mustache will always be jarring for me.
Don Mattingly is leaving his role as bench coach for the Toronto Blue Jays.
Mattingly leaves coaching staff of Blue Jays, who exercise manager John Schneider's contract option
Don Mattingly is leaving his role as bench coach for the Toronto Blue Jays. The team has exercised manager John Schneider’s contract option for 2026 after nearly winning the World Series.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Don Mattingly without a mustache will always be jarring for me.
Can I get mine in a tube top?
New sleeveless sacred undergarments for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are now available in the U.S., exciting many women in the faith.
Undergarment upgrades bring many Mormon women comfort and joy
New sleeveless sacred undergarments for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are now available in the U.S., exciting many women in the faith.
bit.ly
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Can I get mine in a tube top?
Felicity Huffman is ruining Doc.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Felicity Huffman is ruining Doc.
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Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
I'm such a sunk cost fallacy girly.
September 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm such a sunk cost fallacy girly.
The Netflix show The Diplomat talked about Chatham House Rules. @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
Why do news anchors all sound the same? | NEWS WORDS
YouTube video by Words Unravelled with RobWords and Jess Zafarris
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The Netflix show The Diplomat talked about Chatham House Rules. @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
BREAKING: Trump says there will be "very severe consequences" if Putin doesn't agree to stop the war after Friday's summit.
Live updates: Trump warns of ‘very severe consequences’ if Putin continues Ukraine war
U.S. President Donald Trump said that there will be “very severe consequences” if Russian President Vladimir Putin doesn’t agree to stop his war in Ukraine.
bit.ly
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TACO!
President Trump's executive order extends a reprieve from the threat of rising tariffs between the world's two largest economies.
U.S. and China extend tariff truce deadline for another 3 months
President Trump's executive order extends a reprieve from the threat of rising tariffs between the world's two largest economies.
n.pr
August 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
TACO!
In honor of the newest episode of Words Unraveled (why isn't there an account for the show? @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social ), my favorite George Carlin bit about Airline Announcements.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kK...
Airline Announcements | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
www.youtube.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In honor of the newest episode of Words Unraveled (why isn't there an account for the show? @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social ), my favorite George Carlin bit about Airline Announcements.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kK...
I kept hearing @jesszafarris.bsky.social say this the other day and I had no idea wtf she was talking about. Now I get it. The context just didn’t make sense for me. I needed to see it spelled.
August 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I kept hearing @jesszafarris.bsky.social say this the other day and I had no idea wtf she was talking about. Now I get it. The context just didn’t make sense for me. I needed to see it spelled.
President Trump, who has insisted Aug. 1 is a firm deadline for countries around the world, said that "the complexities of a Deal with Mexico are somewhat different from other Nations." By @titonka.bsky.social
Trump announces 90-day extension of prior trade deal with Mexico
President Trump, who has insisted Aug. 1 is a firm deadline for countries around the world, said that "the complexities of a Deal with Mexico are somewhat different from other Nations."
n.pr
July 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I heard a conspiracy theory that CC's injuries haven't been real and it's about making a point. I believe it a little more each day. If one player not playing decreases the viewership of the whole league by 50% maybe you should make sure she isn't getting unfairly beat up on the court.
Indiana Fever's Caitlin Clark is out of the All-Star weekend because of an injury.
Caitlin Clark pulls out of All-Star weekend because of groin injury
Caitlin Clark is out of All-Star weekend as a participant. The Indiana Fever guard injured her right groin on Tuesday night in the final minute of the team’s win over the Connecticut Sun.
bit.ly
July 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I heard a conspiracy theory that CC's injuries haven't been real and it's about making a point. I believe it a little more each day. If one player not playing decreases the viewership of the whole league by 50% maybe you should make sure she isn't getting unfairly beat up on the court.
I have another one. @jesszafarris.bsky.social @grammargirl.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social.
I heard the confusion with versus is because most “kids” have only ever seen it written as VS and haven’t really heard it pronounced out all the way so they say it as verse.
I heard the confusion with versus is because most “kids” have only ever seen it written as VS and haven’t really heard it pronounced out all the way so they say it as verse.
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have another one. @jesszafarris.bsky.social @grammargirl.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social.
I heard the confusion with versus is because most “kids” have only ever seen it written as VS and haven’t really heard it pronounced out all the way so they say it as verse.
I heard the confusion with versus is because most “kids” have only ever seen it written as VS and haven’t really heard it pronounced out all the way so they say it as verse.
Hey @jesszafarris.bsky.social is different a flat adverb? Think Different!
July 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey @jesszafarris.bsky.social is different a flat adverb? Think Different!
I never cared about the prostitutes. It was the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
July 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I never cared about the prostitutes. It was the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
In general, I'll call anyone anything they want to be called, except Sean Combs he will always be Puff Daddy.
June 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In general, I'll call anyone anything they want to be called, except Sean Combs he will always be Puff Daddy.
What if Ellen was only had the mental fortitude to be one of the first out actors is because she is such an awful person?
Margaret Cho Says Ellen DeGeneres Was ‘Really Weird and Not Nice’ to Her
Margaret Cho Says Ellen DeGeneres Was 'Really Weird and Not Nice' to Her
Margaret Cho reflected on her relationship with Ellen DeGeneres, calling the talk show host "really weird and not nice."
rollingstone.com
June 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What if Ellen was only had the mental fortitude to be one of the first out actors is because she is such an awful person?