Matty Tinkles
@mattytinkles.bsky.social
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Thinking about Zaxby’s again
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Thinking about Zaxby’s again
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NBC News: Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the state's Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets participating schools offer free breakfasts and lunches to students.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
NBC News: Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the state's Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets participating schools offer free breakfasts and lunches to students.
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talk that shit zo
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
talk that shit zo
Frankenstein is my movie of the year and it’s not even close
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Frankenstein is my movie of the year and it’s not even close
How the gentle wind
Beckons through the leaves
As autumn colors fall
Dancing in a swirl
Of golden memories
The loveliest lies of all
Beckons through the leaves
As autumn colors fall
Dancing in a swirl
Of golden memories
The loveliest lies of all
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How the gentle wind
Beckons through the leaves
As autumn colors fall
Dancing in a swirl
Of golden memories
The loveliest lies of all
Beckons through the leaves
As autumn colors fall
Dancing in a swirl
Of golden memories
The loveliest lies of all
Monsters are cool
The moon is our friend
I want to be with you
On Summer Camp Island
The moon is our friend
I want to be with you
On Summer Camp Island
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Monsters are cool
The moon is our friend
I want to be with you
On Summer Camp Island
The moon is our friend
I want to be with you
On Summer Camp Island
Ugh, I love Pokemon Emerald
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ugh, I love Pokemon Emerald
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God gives his sleepiest wives to his most insomniac husbands
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
God gives his sleepiest wives to his most insomniac husbands
I have once again found myself knee deep in the hoopla
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have once again found myself knee deep in the hoopla
ACAB, but I’ll admit that they’ve really got it figured out with the coffee and donut combo.
September 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ACAB, but I’ll admit that they’ve really got it figured out with the coffee and donut combo.
If that’s how it goes, that’s how it went.
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If that’s how it goes, that’s how it went.
(Derogatorily) You were really into vampires as a kid, weren’t you
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
(Derogatorily) You were really into vampires as a kid, weren’t you
Going 0-3 in games of pool that I paid for is a level of humble pie I would not have expected for my own bachelor party
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Going 0-3 in games of pool that I paid for is a level of humble pie I would not have expected for my own bachelor party
Native English speakers who type “should of” instead of “should’ve” or “should have” makes me so irrationally angry and upset I feel like I need to take a walk and clear my head.
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Native English speakers who type “should of” instead of “should’ve” or “should have” makes me so irrationally angry and upset I feel like I need to take a walk and clear my head.
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you ever just think about ronald reagan and get real mad
May 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
you ever just think about ronald reagan and get real mad
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Er, anyone else remember that in Andor, despite all his actual crimes, he is arrested just for walking around and "looking suspicous" by an Imperial officer, then sentenced to 6 years -- without due process -- to a foreign prison? Yeah....
April 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Er, anyone else remember that in Andor, despite all his actual crimes, he is arrested just for walking around and "looking suspicous" by an Imperial officer, then sentenced to 6 years -- without due process -- to a foreign prison? Yeah....
Happy 404 Day, Atlanta ❤️
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy 404 Day, Atlanta ❤️