mattzog
@mattzog.bsky.social
I was raised on apocalyptic fiction and I will die in apocalyptic reality
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I was raised on apocalyptic fiction and I will die in apocalyptic reality
I'm enjoying the guilt-free pettiness
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'm enjoying the guilt-free pettiness
Now I'm imagining Kitty Foreman shouting "I have the power!"
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Now I'm imagining Kitty Foreman shouting "I have the power!"
In my day we called this a Cat o' 5 Tails. Might be 6 at this point tho
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
In my day we called this a Cat o' 5 Tails. Might be 6 at this point tho
Hopefully there's just the one
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Hopefully there's just the one
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cowtools
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cowtools
Is this a ha-ha cry for help or an uh-oh cry for help?
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Is this a ha-ha cry for help or an uh-oh cry for help?
Somebody ought to zap your taint for this.
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Somebody ought to zap your taint for this.
That Constantine showed up in some of the other DC TV shows (goofy but fun) and they touched on some more Constantinery in enjoyable ways.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
That Constantine showed up in some of the other DC TV shows (goofy but fun) and they touched on some more Constantinery in enjoyable ways.
there's the wasteful spending they said they're eliminate
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
there's the wasteful spending they said they're eliminate