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mattzog
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I put the jism in neologism.

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he/they/dude
lesser of two weasels
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I don't like Christmas, I'm Santa Claustrophobic
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@qntm.org Thanks a bunch dude, it looks like I'm reading the dang Epstein files on this flight
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
sadder than airport restaurant lettuce
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thanks to ChatGPT for keeping my artistic process honest.
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Inconceivable.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I downloaded the movie Predators (2025) when I meant to download Predator: Badlands (2025) and this is not the media experience I was looking for this evening.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The Revco album Beers Steers and Queers is on youtube under the an account named Bobby Hill and that is a Texas I can get on board with.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Alf-hog of War
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A little on the nose dontcha think Ms Butler?
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Chick Tracts still exist and they've gotten crazier.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm sticking with estadounidense
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Macaroni mornings
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fashionable libertarians say "Who is John Paul Galtier"
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Briefly confused the name Zarah Sultana with Tura Satana and was very confused by this post.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my cognition is dissonating
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
midlife polycrisis
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I'm reading Parable of the Sower for the first time and so far it's both the most perfect and absolute worst book for right now.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by mattzog
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
henceforth, analingus shall be known as "eating at the outback steakhouse"
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
corporal punishment for podcasting
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's okay to be glad when bad people die, but I'd be gladder if they died a little younger.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
what a waste of thumbs
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Scott Bessent looks like evil Barry Bostwick
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
When I first watched "The Spirit of Christmas" on VHS in highschool, I really really really didn't expect to be watching its successor as fascist counterprogramming 30 years later.
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM