kermit thee frog 🍉
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u can call me lord :> 30 y/o, they/them. a pervert, a shitposter, and a creative mess✌️ DO NOT STEAL MY ART.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
Me: Why do the muscles in my fingers and wrist hurt so much?
⬆️⬆️⬆️ bro forgot they played guitar for an hour today after not having played for almost half a year
⬆️⬆️⬆️ bro forgot they played guitar for an hour today after not having played for almost half a year
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me: Why do the muscles in my fingers and wrist hurt so much?
⬆️⬆️⬆️ bro forgot they played guitar for an hour today after not having played for almost half a year
⬆️⬆️⬆️ bro forgot they played guitar for an hour today after not having played for almost half a year
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"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
#heatedrivalry might be the first screen adaptation I've ever seen where the screen version is an improvement on the book in every single way. like. the book was mid for me but this show is something else. i cannot wait for episode 6
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
#heatedrivalry might be the first screen adaptation I've ever seen where the screen version is an improvement on the book in every single way. like. the book was mid for me but this show is something else. i cannot wait for episode 6
wild being around xtians again for the first time in a while, hearing a pastor talk about how he knew God was calling him into service, the peace and certainty he felt. that's almost exactly how i would describe being trans and deciding to transition but if *i* said that it would be ground zero
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
wild being around xtians again for the first time in a while, hearing a pastor talk about how he knew God was calling him into service, the peace and certainty he felt. that's almost exactly how i would describe being trans and deciding to transition but if *i* said that it would be ground zero
please god take away my need to be understood. please just let me be at peace w the fact that some people are never going to understand my identity and that this fact is fine actually
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
please god take away my need to be understood. please just let me be at peace w the fact that some people are never going to understand my identity and that this fact is fine actually
The weirdest part of having to come out to my family before top surgery is that I'm realising how little time/energy I actually spend thinking about my gender. And now I have to like... explain it to people??? Everyone is going to have questions, and I'm over here like:
kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
ALT: kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
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December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The weirdest part of having to come out to my family before top surgery is that I'm realising how little time/energy I actually spend thinking about my gender. And now I have to like... explain it to people??? Everyone is going to have questions, and I'm over here like:
This game reminds me so much of the works of Becky Chambers for some reason- must be the robots. I'm LOVING it 😻 #videogames #gamersky
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This game reminds me so much of the works of Becky Chambers for some reason- must be the robots. I'm LOVING it 😻 #videogames #gamersky
At 1 AM this morning I was awake under the covers reading The Ones Who Got Away by Stephen Graham Jones and I got to the end of the story So Perfect, said out loud to the darkness "Holeeeey Shit" and I haven't stopped thinking about it all day.
December 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
At 1 AM this morning I was awake under the covers reading The Ones Who Got Away by Stephen Graham Jones and I got to the end of the story So Perfect, said out loud to the darkness "Holeeeey Shit" and I haven't stopped thinking about it all day.
so is twin peaks one of those shows where you have to just push past the first couple episodes for it to be revealed as the classic people say it is or am i just genuinely watching a different show than the rest of you did
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
so is twin peaks one of those shows where you have to just push past the first couple episodes for it to be revealed as the classic people say it is or am i just genuinely watching a different show than the rest of you did
I want to read more non-fiction in 2026... I'm thinking that I might impose a fiction to non-fiction ratio on myself. Like, for every 3 or 4 fiction titles I read, I have to read a non-fiction title before I'm allowed to start up with the fiction again.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I want to read more non-fiction in 2026... I'm thinking that I might impose a fiction to non-fiction ratio on myself. Like, for every 3 or 4 fiction titles I read, I have to read a non-fiction title before I'm allowed to start up with the fiction again.
Finally got my hands on this beauty :>
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Finally got my hands on this beauty :>
God. Every time I put a "not only ____, but also ____" type statement in one of my assignments, I'm so afraid my instructors are going to think I'm using AI. Like, someone pointed out that chatbots do that a lot, and now I can't unsee it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
God. Every time I put a "not only ____, but also ____" type statement in one of my assignments, I'm so afraid my instructors are going to think I'm using AI. Like, someone pointed out that chatbots do that a lot, and now I can't unsee it.
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Cool cool. Now what the fuck is "Freak Folk" #spotifywrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Cool cool. Now what the fuck is "Freak Folk" #spotifywrapped
My top 5 songs on Spotify being from only 2 different artists.... that's that me autistic 💁♂️ #spotifywrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My top 5 songs on Spotify being from only 2 different artists.... that's that me autistic 💁♂️ #spotifywrapped
just booked the train tickets to/from montreal for my top surgery in january and now i feel like i need to lie down lmao
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
just booked the train tickets to/from montreal for my top surgery in january and now i feel like i need to lie down lmao
it's been so long since ive drawn something... i need to charge my ipad lol
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's been so long since ive drawn something... i need to charge my ipad lol
surely focusing on a new fic idea that is not one of the wips i want to finish b4 january is just the ticket to finishing the aforementioned wips that i just said i'm not focusing on. surely creating new problems for myself will solve all of my already existing problems, right? ..........right?
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
surely focusing on a new fic idea that is not one of the wips i want to finish b4 january is just the ticket to finishing the aforementioned wips that i just said i'm not focusing on. surely creating new problems for myself will solve all of my already existing problems, right? ..........right?
just binged the pitt 2 days ago and i can't stop thinking about it. like i already want to rewatch it. good television is a hell of a drug and by god ive missed it
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
just binged the pitt 2 days ago and i can't stop thinking about it. like i already want to rewatch it. good television is a hell of a drug and by god ive missed it
I hate YouTube ads. Who doesn't? I will say, however, that it is a point of pride for me that Google's ad algorithm has no idea what my interests are. It thinks I'm a mother of three who's in the market for a truck and likes to drink tequila. Don't tell them I am none of these things.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hate YouTube ads. Who doesn't? I will say, however, that it is a point of pride for me that Google's ad algorithm has no idea what my interests are. It thinks I'm a mother of three who's in the market for a truck and likes to drink tequila. Don't tell them I am none of these things.
Finally got (some) of my thoughts on this film together a month after seeing it in cinema. And uh... oof.
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A ★★ review of Frankenstein (2025)
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November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Finally got (some) of my thoughts on this film together a month after seeing it in cinema. And uh... oof.
boxd.it/bOcAI1
boxd.it/bOcAI1