Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser
@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Skeets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
Chicky chicky parm
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Chicky chicky parm
I gotchu boss ♥️
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I gotchu boss ♥️
POV: you forgot to call fives
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
POV: you forgot to call fives
He may be cutting off the circulation in my foot but there is no way in hell I'm moving
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
He may be cutting off the circulation in my foot but there is no way in hell I'm moving
Fuck you too, 2025
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Fuck you too, 2025
Lmao my little brother went second-hand viral with his Jesus FFXIV character
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lmao my little brother went second-hand viral with his Jesus FFXIV character
ok this is less than helpful, bud
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
ok this is less than helpful, bud
Sheo has always been super interested in Baldur's Gate 3 when I play, and now he's doing the same thing with Dragon Age: Origins.
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sheo has always been super interested in Baldur's Gate 3 when I play, and now he's doing the same thing with Dragon Age: Origins.
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
Welp, that's Mass Effect 3 wrapped up. Super bizarre that the "Control" ending is really the best ending for a Paragon run, but as far as ME3 endings go it wasn't the worst.
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Welp, that's Mass Effect 3 wrapped up. Super bizarre that the "Control" ending is really the best ending for a Paragon run, but as far as ME3 endings go it wasn't the worst.
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
How it feels to unsubscribe from Indeed/LinkedIn/Monster/ZipRecruiter emails
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
How it feels to unsubscribe from Indeed/LinkedIn/Monster/ZipRecruiter emails
Oh my god I did it. I got the job and I'm back in sports.
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh my god I did it. I got the job and I'm back in sports.
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
Entertaining the child
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Entertaining the child
When Sheo comes over and stares at me, it's usually to ask "Hey I need some attention, can we play?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
When Sheo comes over and stares at me, it's usually to ask "Hey I need some attention, can we play?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
If there's one constant about Sheo, the belly rubs are NEVER a trap. Dude loves em
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If there's one constant about Sheo, the belly rubs are NEVER a trap. Dude loves em
They shot me with a freaking cannon
Who even keeps one of those in their house??
Who even keeps one of those in their house??
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They shot me with a freaking cannon
Who even keeps one of those in their house??
Who even keeps one of those in their house??
Tiny
Bottom
Teefs
Bottom
Teefs
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Tiny
Bottom
Teefs
Bottom
Teefs
Second time making katsu curry and it's already a marked improvement. Actually let the chicken rest before slicing this time 😳
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Second time making katsu curry and it's already a marked improvement. Actually let the chicken rest before slicing this time 😳
Sure, dude
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sure, dude
Classic
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Classic
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
Look what you made me do
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Look what you made me do
It's your time to become Samis
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's your time to become Samis
Never played the original, time to get educated
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never played the original, time to get educated
His brother is being equally unhelpful
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
His brother is being equally unhelpful