Mauser is a free elf
@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Skeets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
He may be cutting off the circulation in my foot but there is no way in hell I'm moving
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
He may be cutting off the circulation in my foot but there is no way in hell I'm moving
Fuck you too, 2025
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Fuck you too, 2025
Just realized I haven't had a single glass of eggnog all season, I've got to change that ASAP.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just realized I haven't had a single glass of eggnog all season, I've got to change that ASAP.
Made Italian meatballs from scratch last night and they turned out great! Another easy dish goes into the repertoire.
2026 goals are chicken marsala, beef stroganoff, and finding my mom's bolognese recipe
2026 goals are chicken marsala, beef stroganoff, and finding my mom's bolognese recipe
December 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Made Italian meatballs from scratch last night and they turned out great! Another easy dish goes into the repertoire.
2026 goals are chicken marsala, beef stroganoff, and finding my mom's bolognese recipe
2026 goals are chicken marsala, beef stroganoff, and finding my mom's bolognese recipe
Dispensaries: We have an amazing selection of 100+ different glassware varieties
Also dispensaries: We only carry one $10 vape battery and it lasts a whole two hits on a charge
Also dispensaries: We only carry one $10 vape battery and it lasts a whole two hits on a charge
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Dispensaries: We have an amazing selection of 100+ different glassware varieties
Also dispensaries: We only carry one $10 vape battery and it lasts a whole two hits on a charge
Also dispensaries: We only carry one $10 vape battery and it lasts a whole two hits on a charge
Lmao my little brother went second-hand viral with his Jesus FFXIV character
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lmao my little brother went second-hand viral with his Jesus FFXIV character
Sheo has always been super interested in Baldur's Gate 3 when I play, and now he's doing the same thing with Dragon Age: Origins.
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sheo has always been super interested in Baldur's Gate 3 when I play, and now he's doing the same thing with Dragon Age: Origins.
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
I know I named him Sheogorath, but maybe he was a fantasy buff in a past life?
Welp, that's Mass Effect 3 wrapped up. Super bizarre that the "Control" ending is really the best ending for a Paragon run, but as far as ME3 endings go it wasn't the worst.
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Welp, that's Mass Effect 3 wrapped up. Super bizarre that the "Control" ending is really the best ending for a Paragon run, but as far as ME3 endings go it wasn't the worst.
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
Also maybe my rarest Steam achievement?
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“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
SUDBURY, ON - Local girlfriend Ashlynn Timbers is currently monitoring her boyfriend as he watches the program she told him was the World Juniors Hockey Tournament, but is in fact the steamy gay roman...
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December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
Merry Christmas to everyone here, thank you for making this place 1000% more tolerable than Twitter
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone here, thank you for making this place 1000% more tolerable than Twitter
How it feels to unsubscribe from Indeed/LinkedIn/Monster/ZipRecruiter emails
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
How it feels to unsubscribe from Indeed/LinkedIn/Monster/ZipRecruiter emails
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Christmas in the 2020s be like
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Christmas in the 2020s be like
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It's almost Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's almost Christmas.
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
Oh my god I did it. I got the job and I'm back in sports.
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh my god I did it. I got the job and I'm back in sports.
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
Come mid January, this will be my office building 😭
I stg the Silmarillion is an easier read than some Yu-Gi-Oh cards. What do you mean these cards have 4 paragraphs of text
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I stg the Silmarillion is an easier read than some Yu-Gi-Oh cards. What do you mean these cards have 4 paragraphs of text
Hearing Vin Scully calling football games in old highlights is just wrong
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hearing Vin Scully calling football games in old highlights is just wrong
Entertaining the child
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Entertaining the child
The studios of the last two GOTY winning games getting reamed for genAI use. Just love this for gaming.
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The studios of the last two GOTY winning games getting reamed for genAI use. Just love this for gaming.
Maybe Andrew Tate wouldn't have gotten his shit rocked if his fragile masculinity allowed him to clinch 🤷♂️
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maybe Andrew Tate wouldn't have gotten his shit rocked if his fragile masculinity allowed him to clinch 🤷♂️
When Sheo comes over and stares at me, it's usually to ask "Hey I need some attention, can we play?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
When Sheo comes over and stares at me, it's usually to ask "Hey I need some attention, can we play?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
When Saren does, it's *always* to ask "Where's my food, bitch?"
Romancing Karlach in BG3 was 100% the right choice for my character. This is just the cutest shit.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Romancing Karlach in BG3 was 100% the right choice for my character. This is just the cutest shit.
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Look, Claire Obscur may be a good game and all, but I support it being stripped of all awards for using genAI. We cannot let game studios think they can get away with it.
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Look, Claire Obscur may be a good game and all, but I support it being stripped of all awards for using genAI. We cannot let game studios think they can get away with it.
GenAI is a cancer, and using it in any stage of game development infects the finished product.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
GenAI is a cancer, and using it in any stage of game development infects the finished product.