Lucretius Bourgeois
@maviscruet.bsky.social
Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
It was funny the first few times, now I am just getting concerned about their sanity
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It was funny the first few times, now I am just getting concerned about their sanity
My friend had to remind me that we'd watched Nosferatu because I didn't remember it at all
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My friend had to remind me that we'd watched Nosferatu because I didn't remember it at all
They got one of those at the Etihad
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They got one of those at the Etihad
Why on earth is that served on a ping pong bat?
Plates were fine. Good in fact. Peak performance.
That is frippery and folly.
Plates were fine. Good in fact. Peak performance.
That is frippery and folly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Why on earth is that served on a ping pong bat?
Plates were fine. Good in fact. Peak performance.
That is frippery and folly.
Plates were fine. Good in fact. Peak performance.
That is frippery and folly.
I read that very much as a sign saying public land
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I read that very much as a sign saying public land
It's often good to trust a specialist rather than a generalist
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's often good to trust a specialist rather than a generalist
Just swinging by to add my name to the people who don't agree. Which seems almost unanimous in the replies!
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just swinging by to add my name to the people who don't agree. Which seems almost unanimous in the replies!
Cats!
Do the cats respect you?
Do the cats respect you?
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Cats!
Do the cats respect you?
Do the cats respect you?
I do think about them often. Wondering whether they should serve time
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I do think about them often. Wondering whether they should serve time
I hope you get well soon and Maitre'ds aren't scaling the walls like ninjas intent on your doom
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I hope you get well soon and Maitre'ds aren't scaling the walls like ninjas intent on your doom
Why not both!
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Why not both!
I believe it has some lovely tacky gilding?
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I believe it has some lovely tacky gilding?
I don't know how long his contract is, and I think they may want to be looking for a younger manager, but sackinh im would be ridiculous, totally undermining the idea of a sensible rebuild and looking far more like the exciting times we had under Moshiri
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I don't know how long his contract is, and I think they may want to be looking for a younger manager, but sackinh im would be ridiculous, totally undermining the idea of a sensible rebuild and looking far more like the exciting times we had under Moshiri
I thought "a good man with a gun" was meant to be the answer to bad things?
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I thought "a good man with a gun" was meant to be the answer to bad things?
Necromancy is the equivalent of luxury space communism. Leaves us to kick back and relax. But the kings get all upset about it and demand some horsebro goes and takes them down.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Necromancy is the equivalent of luxury space communism. Leaves us to kick back and relax. But the kings get all upset about it and demand some horsebro goes and takes them down.
I agree. Do please get your Change UK badges on and tell people they've got the future in their hands.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I agree. Do please get your Change UK badges on and tell people they've got the future in their hands.
I suppose that depends where you stand. There are people out there complaining they can't use racial slurs at work without getting a reprimand.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I suppose that depends where you stand. There are people out there complaining they can't use racial slurs at work without getting a reprimand.
They do often get patriotism confused with racism. And he did love some racism.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
They do often get patriotism confused with racism. And he did love some racism.
I don't think a slightly warm pipe under that is going to fix anything, it'll make it a swamp!
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't think a slightly warm pipe under that is going to fix anything, it'll make it a swamp!
Is that a band named after the magical chant from the 1981 film Excalibur?
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is that a band named after the magical chant from the 1981 film Excalibur?