Is Tyler Glasnow so ugly he’s handsome or so handsome that he’s ugly? Idk but something about him weirds me out. #phillies

@bowulf.bsky.social feel like you guys need to go live during the delay!

Is it a good thing if you’re pooping and the move ring closes on your Apple Watch?

probably the most mischievous grin ever

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?

me:

@rtrspodcast.bsky.social saw the X shirt in the stands. Say the name Kate!

thinking about when nick mullen said john bolton looked like "an aging groucho marx" to his face and the fox news panel burst out laughing