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Maximum Mary
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Noir hound, knitter, all around hep kitten
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Has he seen this? Pops into my head whenever I hear lawn flamingo. Kinda wondering about those Australian swingers now.
Large à culpture of TRex skeleton, running with head down and tail up, outside a building. It has been decorated with lawn flamingos, who look like they have stripped off its flesh.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, and Anita Mui as THE HEROIC TRIO. They are total badasses, dressed in skintight pants, boots, and bustiers with spaghetti straps. They are in à demon’s lair, looking kinda punk rock, in martial arts poses, ready to attack.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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A movie that takes place where you are from (then).
Still from the movie REMEMBER THE TITANS. High school football players in white uniforms with red helmets are running across the field hands and helmets in the air, celebrating a victory. Led by their coaches, one white and one Black. The black coach is Coach Boone, the lead in the movie, played by Denzel Washington.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Brigitte Lin in THE BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR. Closeup of head and shoulders of a beautiful Asian woman in a martial arts attack pose. She looks like the dark arts witch that she is. Her hair is white, blowing back from her face, which is youthful and unnaturally pale, with dark red lips and bold red eyeliner. The scalp visible beneath her parted hair is also bright red.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Brigitte Lin in THE BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR. Closeup of head and shoulders of a beautiful Asian woman in a martial arts attack pose. She looks like the dark arts witch that she is. Her hair is white, blowing back from her face, which is youthful, with dark red lips and bold red eyeliner. The scalp visible beneath her parted hair is also bright red.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Meme from TV comedy 30 Rock of obviously middle aged actor Steve Buscemi in a high school hallway, wearing a backwards baseball cap with a skateboard hoisted on his shoulder. Text reads: How do you do, fellow kids?
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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BREAKING: Two men have been arrested in connection with the heist of France’s Crown Jewels from the Louvre
Leslie Cheung, Cherie Chung, and Chow Yun-Fat in John Woo’s Once a Thief (1991). They are in a small red two seater convertible with the top down and wearing cool sunglasses. Yun-Fat is driving and Leslie is perched in the back, between them.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Who robbed The Louvre? Right answers only.
Actress Maggie Cheung in Irma Vep. She is on a Paris rooftop, wearing a skintight black outfit, which blends into her black, bobbed hair. She is turned to see behind her, so we see her in near profile, with the Cathedral of Notre Dame behind her and to the left.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Post from tumblr User traumatizedbyyoga Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan looks like a respectable mafia boss named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes. User overrateddumbass replied with a photo that depicts exactly that.
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.

(Watched CONSPIRATOR, a rather bad Elizabeth Taylor movie this afternoon. Nothing wrong with Liz, though.)
David Bowie taking a drag off Elizabeth Taylor’s cigarette. They are impossibly glamorous, embracing, his arms grasped around her waist, her hand across his back, hand draped along his shoulder. She is wearing his hat.
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Tumblr post with picture of T-Rex skeleton on display outside of a building. It is covered with pink lawn flamingos, which appear to be eating it. Text; À flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in under 90 seconds. Reply from pardonmewhileipanic: Nature is Brutal.
August 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Don’t know if this is cheating, but it’s my last celebrity screengrab and I couldn’t resist.
Don’t know if this is cheating, but it’s my last celebrity screengrab and I couldn’t resist. Alt text: screen grab from Tumblr TraumatizedByEggs Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes Reply by overateddumbass with a photo of Cash and Dylan proving this is true and the text: Yeahhhh, you're right
August 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Demotivational poster with close up of a handshake between two white men wearing navy business suits and white shirts. Text: CONSULTING If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
July 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Post your current lockscreen!
(And if anyone recognizes this artist, let me know, because I have lost the link to where I found it.)
My current lockscreen, a stylized paining of a sheep in a field. Color palate is olive green and white, with a bit of purple.
July 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Interlibrary loan funding is gone. I’ve been cutting down on using it where I can. Looks like there are a lot of streaming options, here’s a screenshot from Letterboxd. And it is on YouTube.
Screenshot showing options for streaming availability for The Winning of Barbara Worth.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“Big scandals usually first come into view as black holes do. You can’t see them directly. But they exert a mammoth gravitational pull on the things around them. People start doing inexplicable things…”

Feeling very Chandleresque
Big scandals usually first come into view as black holes do. You can’t see them directly. But they exert a mammoth gravitational pull on the things around them. People start doing inexplicable things, acting in what seem like weird and self-destructive ways; people run for the hills for no clear reason or any logical explanation. Like a black hole, the gravity of the scandal has this distorting effect on people and things around it and you can infer the scope and scale by those effects even though you can’t see it directly. This is one of those cases. I don’t know what “it” is. But its force is staggering. It looks like Trump’s actions are self-destructive and inexplicable. But the most straightforward explanation is that these actions are the only option he has. He’s trapped and he’s desperate and doesn’t have any better options.
July 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Sorry, it was a different post. @austinlawhead.bsky.social
Austin Lawhead Right before I moved out of SF the only laundromat in my neighborhood closed down (the much beloved “brainwash”) and I had to hop on the bus to clean my cloths
June 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Photo of a rather louche chihuahua leaning on a pillow next to a pizza. Text: Yeah, I’m into fitness Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
June 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Cartoon mice, Pinky and the Brain, inside their cage inside a scientific laboratory, where they plan, every night, to take over the world. They are not successful.
June 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I love that he seems to be wearing the same outfit as on the red carpet for the Ballerina premiere earlier in the evening.
Actor Gabriel Byrne at the premiere of the movie Ballerina, wearing dusty blue suit and sneakers, white shirt with no tie. Casual, yet dapper.
June 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Image: Closeup of the hands of two white men in expensive suits, shaking hands, presumably closing a business deal. Text: CONSULTING If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem. (From the Demotivational Posters series)
May 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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When I saw your earlier tweets I immediately thought of HorribleMeanBadWoman from Instagram, a fave.
Curly haired woman wearing a hat, orange shirt and plaid jacket. Over her picture is the text: You’ll never catch me taking a man’s side. She psychologically tormented you by constantly putting emphasis on random words in a sentence for no reason? Well, WHAT did you do TO deserve that? PEOPLE don’t just PUT emphasis in inappropriate PLACES for no reason, JASON.
May 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Elizabeth Taylor, wearing a rather fetching fedora, and locked in an embrace with David Bowie, is giving him a drag off her cigarette.
May 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends
Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao in PROJECT A (1983) They are sweaty and bruised, but ready to fight.
May 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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👀🙏👀 PEKING OPERA BLUES in July!!!

Ladies, etc., you are not ready for the gender fuckery or the Brigitte Lin of it all that this film contains.
Three Chinese women conferring seriously, one in traditional Chinese dress, one in a man’s western style military uniform, and one in a western style Victorian gown. Peking Opera Blues (刀馬旦 Dòu Máah Dáan) is a 1986 film from Hong Kong, directed by Tsui Hark starring Brigitte Lin, Cherie Cheung and Sally Yeh.
April 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM