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Noir hound, knitter, all around hep kitten
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It came up randomly in a book I’m reading but I was profoundly affected by finding the certificate for Marilyn Monroe’s conversion to Judaism in 1956: www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-1...
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Easy to be so glib about doing something you know the department will get sued over when it will just come from dc tax payers and never touch your pension
NEW— DC Metropolitan Police just shared a tiny bit more body cam footage from the March US Institute of Peace raid in response to my FOIA lawsuit w/ @rcfp.org

One clip shows USIP President George Moose being escorted out.

Moose: You know we're gonna see you all in court.
MPD: Yea we figured that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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That’s the look of somebody watching you from the pier as your car sinks, with you handcuffed to the steering wheel, beneath the surface. And all she’s wondering is if that Chinese joint will still be open on her way home.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Thanks to my checkered past I’ve been in a few bar fights and had a gun waved at me once or twice. And I tell you that if anyone, man or woman, looks at you with eyes like that, you scram to the parking lot and count yourself lucky to be alive.
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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the phrase "i love to romp and kiss my bros" keeps rattling around my head over a week later
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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it is legitimately difficult to imagine anyone making a positive case for this in literally any sense
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.

- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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This is why Trump's National Security Strategy is a fantasy.
"A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission targeted at Venezuela."
Chinese Hospital Ship Visits Jamaica as US Gunboats Ply Caribbean
A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission ...
www.bloomberg.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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2/2

To say this for the 50th time, for anyone who doesn't know:

Three young conservative lawyers were part of the GOP "Florida recount" team that led to GWB becoming president, via Bush-v-Gore.

They were: John Roberts. Brett Kavanaugh. Amy Coney Barrett.

Small world.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The current Supreme Court has forfeited all legitimacy.

Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality.

John Roberts > Roger Taney.

Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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as you dig through coverage of the Netflix Warner Bros merger, play a little game with me:

notice how many of them mention, at ALL, the two decade history of disastrous previous Time Warner mergers, and the massive layoffs, price hikes, and quality erosion that resulted
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I want the Epstein files released I don't wanna see them
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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i kind of hate how much these guys can’t be bothered to dress themselves well or even visibly take care of themselves
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A huge part of how erratic and disjointed they all are is that they’re all constantly rotating through a nonstop list of untested, unverified drugs and supplements of dubious origin and unknown effect. It boggles my mind that this isn’t mentioned in every single story about them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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#filmnoir #moviesky #filmsky #M
#BOTD

Just one question for Fritz Lang:
Did you run out of camera angles
or what?
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is very, very bad.

Bringing back anti- trust will have to be part of the reconstruction. Along with limiting how much content streamers and networks can self produce.
And the deal is done. $82.7 billion.

I hope someone maps out how much Zaz et al made and how many people have been laid off from the time he bought WB to the time he sold WB.

about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We are going to need a law banning legacy admission preferences to be eligible for federal student aid.

Far more legacy preferences than diversity admissions. Original talk about “DEI” admits was that they would be given same boost as legacies to make up for admission bans parents had faced.
@stanforduniversity.bsky.social decided to essentially spend $3 million a year to keep admitting legacy students in secret.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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@stanforduniversity.bsky.social decided to essentially spend $3 million a year to keep admitting legacy students in secret.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM