Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
When I find the spambot owner besmirching Yuri
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When I find the spambot owner besmirching Yuri
Game of the year voice: GAME OF THE YEAR
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Game of the year voice: GAME OF THE YEAR
Delusion: I fell in love with the swamp thing, the creature who is but a memory of a man yet has more humanity than all men.
Reality:
Reality:
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Delusion: I fell in love with the swamp thing, the creature who is but a memory of a man yet has more humanity than all men.
Reality:
Reality:
We also would have accepted the tumblr classic from his PR team.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We also would have accepted the tumblr classic from his PR team.
Liberal Majority Opinion, Gorsuch concurrence, Kavanaugh with the main dissent that invents new frontiers in specious bad reasoning. Alito an ”in part” somewhere in the middle that is slightly more legally sound but baffling to understand.
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Liberal Majority Opinion, Gorsuch concurrence, Kavanaugh with the main dissent that invents new frontiers in specious bad reasoning. Alito an ”in part” somewhere in the middle that is slightly more legally sound but baffling to understand.
Somehow Iraqi Dinar Scammers Have Returned
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Somehow Iraqi Dinar Scammers Have Returned
Whenever someone posts a link to something from Fangammer and my monkey neurons activate:
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Whenever someone posts a link to something from Fangammer and my monkey neurons activate:
Calming down physical anxiety by reading the SCP wiki at 9am.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Calming down physical anxiety by reading the SCP wiki at 9am.
They have updated Lamar’s injury status again today:
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
They have updated Lamar’s injury status again today:
Cursed with the knowledge that Jay Z did a Damn Daniel line on a feature and it was actually a bar.
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cursed with the knowledge that Jay Z did a Damn Daniel line on a feature and it was actually a bar.
Religion forbids alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and tea.
Mormon Women:
Mormon Women:
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Religion forbids alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and tea.
Mormon Women:
Mormon Women:
Marvel fumbling the X-Men Krakoa era, doing nothing with Imperial, getting cold feet on G.O.D.S. and finally fumbling Ultimate 2.0
October 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Marvel fumbling the X-Men Krakoa era, doing nothing with Imperial, getting cold feet on G.O.D.S. and finally fumbling Ultimate 2.0
I'll relaunch Moon Knight #1 a thousand times before I let X-Men be fun again
October 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll relaunch Moon Knight #1 a thousand times before I let X-Men be fun again
Time to watch the Mariners bat
The Seattle Mariners
The Seattle Mariners
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Time to watch the Mariners bat
The Seattle Mariners
The Seattle Mariners
Oh good, it’s the same shit across the pond
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh good, it’s the same shit across the pond
The Burger King Kids Club would kill a modern day reactionary.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Burger King Kids Club would kill a modern day reactionary.
Every ad firm needs a staff nerd to “well actually“ ads before they go live to the public.
The Kennedy Space Center currently has an ad counter programming Epic Universe that boldly declares “only one Mario has been to space”
With respect to Lieutenant Commander Mario Runco Jr, Pic unrelated:
The Kennedy Space Center currently has an ad counter programming Epic Universe that boldly declares “only one Mario has been to space”
With respect to Lieutenant Commander Mario Runco Jr, Pic unrelated:
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every ad firm needs a staff nerd to “well actually“ ads before they go live to the public.
The Kennedy Space Center currently has an ad counter programming Epic Universe that boldly declares “only one Mario has been to space”
With respect to Lieutenant Commander Mario Runco Jr, Pic unrelated:
The Kennedy Space Center currently has an ad counter programming Epic Universe that boldly declares “only one Mario has been to space”
With respect to Lieutenant Commander Mario Runco Jr, Pic unrelated: