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Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
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Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England Designer on VIBEO GAEMS Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 15h
Oh good, it’s the same shit across the pond
The Onion’s “Republican Party Attracting More Youth Who Already Look Like Old Men Than Ever Before” Headline
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 16h
Protocol 3: Protect The Rim
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d
”31 other teams let Bill get Cam Newton” was a fun narrative for a few weeks before that pesky reality kicked in.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d
Correctly Partitions New England into the greater NYC area, Hartford to Boston area, and the people who live in the woods of upper NE.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d
Semi-related: The last good to great U2 Song was Cedars of Lebanon, where Bono writes as someone other than himself (a burnout journalist in Beirut) for the first time in… ever?

At some point maybe you just gotta put on personas Tyler the Creator style to get juice from the squeeze.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d
Being as respectful to Taylor as I can… she won? How does anyone write music as the everygirl when you reached the summit, have a devoted fanbase without equal, got your entire discography back, and got THE football guy you were writing lovelorn songs about when you were 19.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d
DAAAAA Woke
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Representation is important [Gamer]
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Many such cases
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
The Burger King Kids Club would kill a modern day reactionary.
The various kids of the BKKC, complete with signatures.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d
Dubal don’t lie
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d
Bud Lite, aka It’s still selling after a month of wailing and gnashing of teeth from the usual suspects?

Seems spot on tbh.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d
“Congrats on being remembered for something other than that fumble, now go away”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d
Country Over, Party

Veep ass slogan.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Begrudgingly agreeing that there is a masculinity crisis because guys are failing to make it over even the previous incredibly low bars.

Guys are not being dudes out here on these streets.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 4d
Amazed at the number of guys who are willing to give interviews about how since they didn’t find love with women they found love with the computer that’s poisoning people in black neighborhoods
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Decent arm punt on 4th down tbh.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
You gotta ruin your sleep schedule for at least 1 Asian F1 race per year and Singapore is usually a banger.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d
It’s very funny that the three musical tastes of this site are:

The revolutionary Girlboss poptimism government in exile

Having exactly one beer while listening to the FM soundtrack

“How do I get my two year old to stop crying when I play him Godspeed You! Black Emperor?”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
But they now say hooman and that needs a speech language pathologist to get rid of.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
Everything is downstream from Something Awful, except for Something Awful, which was downstream of Usenet and BBSes.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
The devil’s bargain for liking the 1975 is being forced against my will to know what Matty has done this month.

It’s like Freddy Gibbs, I like you in your music, please stop being an idiot elsewhere.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
Amazing what happens when you stop dating sad British song writers and instead get with the real American boy Estelle sang about.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
Absolutely wild to me that W’s painting are now on semi-permanent exhibit in Disney World.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
Bush era conservatives suddenly becoming self-IDing libertarians when W’s polls hit new lows.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6d
You spend 90% of your time on the worst 10% of people, but that’s solidarity.