Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Baker talking a lot of smack for a guy who failed to climb NFCS Shit Mountain.
That said, hell yeah pissed off Baker is back.
That said, hell yeah pissed off Baker is back.
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Baker talking a lot of smack for a guy who failed to climb NFCS Shit Mountain.
That said, hell yeah pissed off Baker is back.
That said, hell yeah pissed off Baker is back.
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There’s a place near me called “Pho To Go” and it’s really not helping white people out with proper pronunciation.
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
There’s a place near me called “Pho To Go” and it’s really not helping white people out with proper pronunciation.
Watching Caleb Williams running backwards to the fucking 40 and throwing a prefect dime: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Pi...
Riddler sent back to Arkham
YouTube video by Princess Darkseid
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January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Watching Caleb Williams running backwards to the fucking 40 and throwing a prefect dime: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Pi...
Imagine moving away from Soldier Field
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Imagine moving away from Soldier Field
What the actual fuck Caleb
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What the actual fuck Caleb
Broncos + Patriots in the AFC "Everyone Thought You Are Frauds All Year" Championship is hilarious. Sometimes the Wins do indeed count for more than the Eye Test.
I mean the NFC team in the Super Bowl may be favored by 14 but that's not the point right now.
I mean the NFC team in the Super Bowl may be favored by 14 but that's not the point right now.
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Broncos + Patriots in the AFC "Everyone Thought You Are Frauds All Year" Championship is hilarious. Sometimes the Wins do indeed count for more than the Eye Test.
I mean the NFC team in the Super Bowl may be favored by 14 but that's not the point right now.
I mean the NFC team in the Super Bowl may be favored by 14 but that's not the point right now.
It’s time to count out the Broncos in the 4th Quarter.
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It’s time to count out the Broncos in the 4th Quarter.
You can be in one of those fancy transforming flat beds on a plane and the quality of sleep does not escape the “plane sleep” quadrant.
sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You can be in one of those fancy transforming flat beds on a plane and the quality of sleep does not escape the “plane sleep” quadrant.
Disney can still make Legends Canon if Dave Filoni is brave enough.
I don’t want to agree with the chud caucus, but making a sequel trilogy where no idea survived a single movie is probably not ideal.
I don’t want to agree with the chud caucus, but making a sequel trilogy where no idea survived a single movie is probably not ideal.
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Disney can still make Legends Canon if Dave Filoni is brave enough.
I don’t want to agree with the chud caucus, but making a sequel trilogy where no idea survived a single movie is probably not ideal.
I don’t want to agree with the chud caucus, but making a sequel trilogy where no idea survived a single movie is probably not ideal.
My complaint with Lego Pokémon is not that there's sets for the too much disposable income crowd (it's Lego) it's that it's *only* those and like a 60 USD Eevee.
There should be good 15 to 40 USD sets like Minecraft has, even Star Wars has things for the kids to offset the literal Death Star.
There should be good 15 to 40 USD sets like Minecraft has, even Star Wars has things for the kids to offset the literal Death Star.
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My complaint with Lego Pokémon is not that there's sets for the too much disposable income crowd (it's Lego) it's that it's *only* those and like a 60 USD Eevee.
There should be good 15 to 40 USD sets like Minecraft has, even Star Wars has things for the kids to offset the literal Death Star.
There should be good 15 to 40 USD sets like Minecraft has, even Star Wars has things for the kids to offset the literal Death Star.
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I hit the button ✅😭🐸
🚨BIG HOPS is OUT NOW🚨
Get it on Steam | Switch | PS5 for just $17.99 with our 10% launch discount!
#indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
🚨BIG HOPS is OUT NOW🚨
Get it on Steam | Switch | PS5 for just $17.99 with our 10% launch discount!
#indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I hit the button ✅😭🐸
🚨BIG HOPS is OUT NOW🚨
Get it on Steam | Switch | PS5 for just $17.99 with our 10% launch discount!
#indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
🚨BIG HOPS is OUT NOW🚨
Get it on Steam | Switch | PS5 for just $17.99 with our 10% launch discount!
#indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
New England has always been a Defense First Team
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
New England has always been a Defense First Team
I don’t think the government realizes the extent to which every digital medium is an anti-ICE chat.
Old forum that became a Discord? Coworker group chat? Ventrillo server for a dead game? Dating app profile of a girl you like? Voicemail from Grandma?
All of the above baby.
Old forum that became a Discord? Coworker group chat? Ventrillo server for a dead game? Dating app profile of a girl you like? Voicemail from Grandma?
All of the above baby.
If I get killed by unaccountable government paramilitaries and they report that I was in an “anti-ICE” chat, please also put in the paper that I am in a chat with a bunch of dudes (gender neutral) who coordinate getting sandwiches every first Wednesday of the month for the siren.
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I don’t think the government realizes the extent to which every digital medium is an anti-ICE chat.
Old forum that became a Discord? Coworker group chat? Ventrillo server for a dead game? Dating app profile of a girl you like? Voicemail from Grandma?
All of the above baby.
Old forum that became a Discord? Coworker group chat? Ventrillo server for a dead game? Dating app profile of a girl you like? Voicemail from Grandma?
All of the above baby.
>THIS STATEMENT WILL PUT AN END TO THE RIDICULOUS SPECULATION THAT HAS SPREAD ONLINE.
Editor’s note: it did not.
Editor’s note: it did not.
Dealt with in the most effective way possible, imo - the Instagram version of a "not involved in human trafficking t-shirt":
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
>THIS STATEMENT WILL PUT AN END TO THE RIDICULOUS SPECULATION THAT HAS SPREAD ONLINE.
Editor’s note: it did not.
Editor’s note: it did not.
January, when you want to go to a baseball game and get ice cream in a mini plastic helmet but the world is too cold for such beauty.
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
January, when you want to go to a baseball game and get ice cream in a mini plastic helmet but the world is too cold for such beauty.
Sure. Woke 1.0 was academic terminology that was then misinterpreted by your HR department, tumblr, and bad faith culture warriors.
“Microaggression” is a perfectly valid descriptor of the endless daily indignities one must face. It’s also a term that is incredibly easy to misattribute and mock.
“Microaggression” is a perfectly valid descriptor of the endless daily indignities one must face. It’s also a term that is incredibly easy to misattribute and mock.
have seen some folks mention or contemplate that there were parts of “Woke 1.0” that were inept, too much, ham-fisted, etc. Without putting anyone on the spot, has anyone more concretely described what, exactly, they think were the inept or too much parts?
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Sure. Woke 1.0 was academic terminology that was then misinterpreted by your HR department, tumblr, and bad faith culture warriors.
“Microaggression” is a perfectly valid descriptor of the endless daily indignities one must face. It’s also a term that is incredibly easy to misattribute and mock.
“Microaggression” is a perfectly valid descriptor of the endless daily indignities one must face. It’s also a term that is incredibly easy to misattribute and mock.
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First as tragedy, then as farce… then as farce, then as tragedy, then as tragedy, then as both, then as tragedy, then as farce [list continues]
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
First as tragedy, then as farce… then as farce, then as tragedy, then as tragedy, then as both, then as tragedy, then as farce [list continues]
It’s all Shock and Awe in Primetime again.
You know, it’s plausible that this was done without a plan for what comes after because the only real goal was to get video of US troops looking cool arresting Marudo so it can be posted Online. It seems to be the only thing that matters to this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s all Shock and Awe in Primetime again.
“Prompt Engineering” is unfortunately not a sin that comes from AI, but the whole tech sector.
“Ask multipart questions with context and direction” could only be considered hidden knowledge if you’ve never done it before, and lack the soft skills to ID it as such.
“Ask multipart questions with context and direction” could only be considered hidden knowledge if you’ve never done it before, and lack the soft skills to ID it as such.
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
“Prompt Engineering” is unfortunately not a sin that comes from AI, but the whole tech sector.
“Ask multipart questions with context and direction” could only be considered hidden knowledge if you’ve never done it before, and lack the soft skills to ID it as such.
“Ask multipart questions with context and direction” could only be considered hidden knowledge if you’ve never done it before, and lack the soft skills to ID it as such.
Men want romance options in games, but with plausible deniability. Dispatch is doing a BioWare classico here. Had it come out 15 years ago, we’d be arguing over Blazer / Invisigal on page 57 of a forum like god intended.
im so obsessed with that content creator who said Dispatch is Twilight for men. im going to have to think about this critically for a few days
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Men want romance options in games, but with plausible deniability. Dispatch is doing a BioWare classico here. Had it come out 15 years ago, we’d be arguing over Blazer / Invisigal on page 57 of a forum like god intended.
It's all jokes and smoke 'till the truth start schemin'
Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons
You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons
You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's all jokes and smoke 'till the truth start schemin'
Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons
You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons
You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!