Maxjes
@maxjes.bsky.social
Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
Designer on VIBEO GAEMS
Terrible Takes are Mine Alone
The MNF aerial shot of Foxborough traffic brought back some demons.
That shit is so ass.
That shit is so ass.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The MNF aerial shot of Foxborough traffic brought back some demons.
That shit is so ass.
That shit is so ass.
The 1.50 USD Hot Dog is a moral and ethical imperative. Actual Praxis.
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The 1.50 USD Hot Dog is a moral and ethical imperative. Actual Praxis.
My new favorite thing at airports is a dog that is very clearly not a service dog and just has a Temu harness + patch slapped on.
Truly advanced deception. no one will notice them smelling and barking at everything.
Truly advanced deception. no one will notice them smelling and barking at everything.
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My new favorite thing at airports is a dog that is very clearly not a service dog and just has a Temu harness + patch slapped on.
Truly advanced deception. no one will notice them smelling and barking at everything.
Truly advanced deception. no one will notice them smelling and barking at everything.
Clanker is a decent enough pejorative, but I feel bad for fictional robots and my mutuals who are robot fuckers.
They didn’t want this hellscape, they wanted to fuck a Gundam or at the very least 2B.
They didn’t want this hellscape, they wanted to fuck a Gundam or at the very least 2B.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Clanker is a decent enough pejorative, but I feel bad for fictional robots and my mutuals who are robot fuckers.
They didn’t want this hellscape, they wanted to fuck a Gundam or at the very least 2B.
They didn’t want this hellscape, they wanted to fuck a Gundam or at the very least 2B.
When I find the spambot owner besmirching Yuri
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When I find the spambot owner besmirching Yuri
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
Love being of the age where the over the hill musical acts are now from my generation.
Get that paper fellas.
Get that paper fellas.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Love being of the age where the over the hill musical acts are now from my generation.
Get that paper fellas.
Get that paper fellas.
Several years old sticks totaling 64 gigs of 3200MHz (!) DDR4 (!!) is 599 USD on Newegg (!?!?)
And AI bros wonder why people who actually work with tech on the daily are screaming into the void.
And AI bros wonder why people who actually work with tech on the daily are screaming into the void.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Several years old sticks totaling 64 gigs of 3200MHz (!) DDR4 (!!) is 599 USD on Newegg (!?!?)
And AI bros wonder why people who actually work with tech on the daily are screaming into the void.
And AI bros wonder why people who actually work with tech on the daily are screaming into the void.
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
No one is mixing up the Hpnotiq and exotic in this country anymore. Congress must act.
Very few people get crunk or throwed anymore
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
No one is mixing up the Hpnotiq and exotic in this country anymore. Congress must act.
It’s all fun and games talking Thanksgiving food like “I prefer ham“ or pie discourse; even haram takes like “not liking mashed potatoes” because you’re wack and never had proper Irish family ancestral knowledge.
That’s allowed until you come for the festive food tube. The cran tube is sacred.
That’s allowed until you come for the festive food tube. The cran tube is sacred.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s all fun and games talking Thanksgiving food like “I prefer ham“ or pie discourse; even haram takes like “not liking mashed potatoes” because you’re wack and never had proper Irish family ancestral knowledge.
That’s allowed until you come for the festive food tube. The cran tube is sacred.
That’s allowed until you come for the festive food tube. The cran tube is sacred.
We have discovered the identity of Q from Street Fighter Third Strike
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We have discovered the identity of Q from Street Fighter Third Strike
Yeah I have a similar list:
1. Clone Wars (Genndy)
2. Kotor (game)
3. Kotor (comic)
4. Lego Star Wars 1+2
5. Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
6. Republic / Dark Times
7. Kotor II
8. Rouge Squadron (any)
9. Vector Prime (for how insane it made fans)
10. Jedi Prince (ditto)
11. The Battlefront Gonk Droid
1. Clone Wars (Genndy)
2. Kotor (game)
3. Kotor (comic)
4. Lego Star Wars 1+2
5. Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
6. Republic / Dark Times
7. Kotor II
8. Rouge Squadron (any)
9. Vector Prime (for how insane it made fans)
10. Jedi Prince (ditto)
11. The Battlefront Gonk Droid
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yeah I have a similar list:
1. Clone Wars (Genndy)
2. Kotor (game)
3. Kotor (comic)
4. Lego Star Wars 1+2
5. Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
6. Republic / Dark Times
7. Kotor II
8. Rouge Squadron (any)
9. Vector Prime (for how insane it made fans)
10. Jedi Prince (ditto)
11. The Battlefront Gonk Droid
1. Clone Wars (Genndy)
2. Kotor (game)
3. Kotor (comic)
4. Lego Star Wars 1+2
5. Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
6. Republic / Dark Times
7. Kotor II
8. Rouge Squadron (any)
9. Vector Prime (for how insane it made fans)
10. Jedi Prince (ditto)
11. The Battlefront Gonk Droid
SM64DS is the superior version of the game because it has Luigi Poker.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
SM64DS is the superior version of the game because it has Luigi Poker.
Somewhere in the back of Creative Studio III is a box titled “worst case scenario emergency only“ and inside is a single post it note:
“Y'shtola with a Gun Dress Sphere Game”
“Y'shtola with a Gun Dress Sphere Game”
ff17 has to have a cool woman with a gun as the protagonist again its been too long. for like a decade if you bought a final fantasy game there was a 50% chance it starred a cool woman with a gun. but square abandoned the true path
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Somewhere in the back of Creative Studio III is a box titled “worst case scenario emergency only“ and inside is a single post it note:
“Y'shtola with a Gun Dress Sphere Game”
“Y'shtola with a Gun Dress Sphere Game”
1. I’ve been thinking about how succinct “debt masquerading as financial innovation” is for like 8 hours.
2. Fill up the bath tub, Margot Robbie needs to explain the Nvidia GPU cycle.
2. Fill up the bath tub, Margot Robbie needs to explain the Nvidia GPU cycle.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
1. I’ve been thinking about how succinct “debt masquerading as financial innovation” is for like 8 hours.
2. Fill up the bath tub, Margot Robbie needs to explain the Nvidia GPU cycle.
2. Fill up the bath tub, Margot Robbie needs to explain the Nvidia GPU cycle.
Valve are not announcing a price for Steam Machine because they are hoping for an anti tariff ruling from the Supreme Court, or at worst more tariffs between price announce and availability.
Will they get it? Will prices actually go down? Will they hit the promised land of Sub 700USD? Probably not.
Will they get it? Will prices actually go down? Will they hit the promised land of Sub 700USD? Probably not.
Steam Machine price will not be subsidized and 'more in line with what you might expect from current PC market', says Valve
▶️ youtu.be/yvu66Y2VLq8?...
#SteamMachine
▶️ youtu.be/yvu66Y2VLq8?...
#SteamMachine
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Valve are not announcing a price for Steam Machine because they are hoping for an anti tariff ruling from the Supreme Court, or at worst more tariffs between price announce and availability.
Will they get it? Will prices actually go down? Will they hit the promised land of Sub 700USD? Probably not.
Will they get it? Will prices actually go down? Will they hit the promised land of Sub 700USD? Probably not.
Notre Dame keeping the offense off the field.
Their own offense.
Their own offense.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Notre Dame keeping the offense off the field.
Their own offense.
Their own offense.
Do I think we will ever get the full Epstein docs? No.
Do I think the guy who stored top secret docs next to the shitter will have a coordinated redaction and disinformation campaign? Also No.
Do I think the guy who stored top secret docs next to the shitter will have a coordinated redaction and disinformation campaign? Also No.
anyway; the big point is, the house and senate don't actually seem to have coordinated with trump. I don't think he expected to have this on his desk tonight, and quite possibly didn't expect to have it for weeks, if ever.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do I think we will ever get the full Epstein docs? No.
Do I think the guy who stored top secret docs next to the shitter will have a coordinated redaction and disinformation campaign? Also No.
Do I think the guy who stored top secret docs next to the shitter will have a coordinated redaction and disinformation campaign? Also No.
It’s only an indie studio it’s formed by a burned out AAA designer, otherwise it’s sparkling itch io.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s only an indie studio it’s formed by a burned out AAA designer, otherwise it’s sparkling itch io.
Game of the year voice: GAME OF THE YEAR
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Game of the year voice: GAME OF THE YEAR
Blue Prince should be on here, and I am also surprised by no Split Fic, but you could do a lot worse than this list.
I hope the TGA orchestra plays the fucking Hyper-French Mime Combat Accordion Song for E33.
I hope the TGA orchestra plays the fucking Hyper-French Mime Combat Accordion Song for E33.
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Blue Prince should be on here, and I am also surprised by no Split Fic, but you could do a lot worse than this list.
I hope the TGA orchestra plays the fucking Hyper-French Mime Combat Accordion Song for E33.
I hope the TGA orchestra plays the fucking Hyper-French Mime Combat Accordion Song for E33.
Walter: Got a Job for you 621, Arquebus is building something inside of Praxis, a self-proclaimed network state. The Liberation Front is paying us to have it dealt with.
Ayre: Raven. Praxis is a wound on my people, on our people. Be careful, who knows what lurks inside.
Ayre: Raven. Praxis is a wound on my people, on our people. Be careful, who knows what lurks inside.
blowing up Praxis, A Self-Proclaimed Network State On The Greenland Coast, sounds like some armored core raven shit
JD Vance's steady assertion of hostile claims against Greenland, which rarely ever rate a mention in US newspapers, are front page news across northern Europe.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Walter: Got a Job for you 621, Arquebus is building something inside of Praxis, a self-proclaimed network state. The Liberation Front is paying us to have it dealt with.
Ayre: Raven. Praxis is a wound on my people, on our people. Be careful, who knows what lurks inside.
Ayre: Raven. Praxis is a wound on my people, on our people. Be careful, who knows what lurks inside.
Compromise for the American Police. You no longer have an MRAP but you can deploy caltrops like the Batmobile to deal with the people who are going 90+ without a muffler next to my apartment.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Compromise for the American Police. You no longer have an MRAP but you can deploy caltrops like the Batmobile to deal with the people who are going 90+ without a muffler next to my apartment.