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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

When I was 6 or 7 we had something called skirlie like three days a week: oatmeal and onion fried in bacon fat. About 10 years later I asked my Mom why we never had it anymore and she said: "Because your father doesn't have a business loan with a floating interest rate that jumped to 22% anymore."

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

This better get me blocked.

"Wasn't the refs that made you got the last 44 minutes of the game without scoring.

Oh wait, actually, I guess it kind of was."

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

brb, getting blocked by this account

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 2h

Rosie the Ribbiter

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

"Used a will kit."

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Sadly, no.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Looks like this HOF is using a broad and purposive interpretation of "Long Island" for its inductees:

Inductees - Long Island Music and Entertainment Hall of Fame

www.limusichalloffame.org

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Oh wait, I forgot the time he stole Basketball Canada letterhead and sent a fake letter to the starting 5 on our women's team telling her she'd been "carded" with a stipend of $10K. We were meant to find it funny when she couldn't make her rent.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

He's setting up those X's and O's like he's playing Tic-Tac-Dough.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

"What if We Did Start the Fire?"

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Probably not quite as illegal as him using the telereg system to drop his ex from all her courses minutes before the add/drop deadline, which resulted in her almost not graduating.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

The 90s version of this was the sociopathic creep on the Ollma Mater men's basketball team who figured out how to access anybody's account on our telereg system so he could figure out the course schedule of every cute girl he knew and "run" into them when they got out of class.

Success rate = 0%.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

luv 2 do a full background check before going for a coffee

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Personally, I prefer the Canadian model of underfunding universities, freezing domestic tuition for decaes, leading to the administration putting all of their eggs in the "international tuition is 5x domestic tuition" basket, which Trudeau the Lesser and Younger decides to smash overnight for fun.

Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Apologies in advance for being "bigoted" and "ableist."

Tweet by some due name "pete !!" @peterokii - Mar 28

oh poor baby o you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gp to fuck your wife??

heavily puncutated with frowny faces

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck Seattle U. Trick ass marks and mark ass tricks who tried to break into our locker room after we beat their (much much more talented asses) for the second time in a season because their moron coach couldn't figure out over 80 minutes that we were showing 1-3-1 but actually playing 2-3.

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