Max Lasker
@maxlasker.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Cofounded obscure record label. Dog enjoyer.
If you never post and only repost you’re probably a bot and I’ll block you from following me, sorry.
If you never post and only repost you’re probably a bot and I’ll block you from following me, sorry.
In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms.
Dick Chaney is jacking off in his grave
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Dick Chaney is jacking off in his grave
Trump painted all Somalis as murderers, pirates and thieves while he deployed his forces to terrorize Somali-Americans in Minnesota. Days later he used the US Navy to hijack an oil tanker, because he’s a pirate and a thief.
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Trump painted all Somalis as murderers, pirates and thieves while he deployed his forces to terrorize Somali-Americans in Minnesota. Days later he used the US Navy to hijack an oil tanker, because he’s a pirate and a thief.
Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists they are capitalists. However killing them to incite political change in their home country is the definition of terrorism.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists they are capitalists. However killing them to incite political change in their home country is the definition of terrorism.
The best people never go online and the worst ones never leave
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The best people never go online and the worst ones never leave
Jordan Lasker and I are NOT related by blood or marriage. Fuck that guy for besmirching an uncommon American last name.
The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jordan Lasker and I are NOT related by blood or marriage. Fuck that guy for besmirching an uncommon American last name.
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So basically DOJ was flagrantly violating the court’s order, as Sotomayor notes (her dissent was before this came out), but this is even worse: It’s a coordinated effort by top DOJ leadership to ignore court order; to mislead lower court in filings; to deflect on another agency; then to cover it up.
June 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So basically DOJ was flagrantly violating the court’s order, as Sotomayor notes (her dissent was before this came out), but this is even worse: It’s a coordinated effort by top DOJ leadership to ignore court order; to mislead lower court in filings; to deflect on another agency; then to cover it up.
Please include a picture of baseball men in your posts about baseball so I quickly know not to read it. thank you.
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Please include a picture of baseball men in your posts about baseball so I quickly know not to read it. thank you.
I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk.
June 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk.
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I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
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You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
Regulations.gov
www.regulations.gov
May 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert.
Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child?
"Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"
April 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child?
Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit.
Unreal: the story of an Australian MMA coach sent to a harrowing detention prison upon arriving in the US with a visa to lead a seminar.
In case you had any doubt if it’s worth the risk of trying to enter the US unless absolutely necessary.
www.instagram.com/p/DIEA_nBpCC...
In case you had any doubt if it’s worth the risk of trying to enter the US unless absolutely necessary.
www.instagram.com/p/DIEA_nBpCC...
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit.
⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read.
March 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read.
Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play.
When Trump says "We're going to become so rich you're not going to know where to spend all that money"
He's not talking to you.
He's talking to himself and his fellow billionaires -- to Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
THEY'RE going to get richer. With YOUR money.
He's not talking to you.
He's talking to himself and his fellow billionaires -- to Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
THEY'RE going to get richer. With YOUR money.
March 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play.
If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock.
March 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock.
Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport!
No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement
I can’t fly without my passport
Ok die there
No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement
I can’t fly without my passport
Ok die there
Trump’s next “cost-cutting” plan is to start closing some embassies around the world and have the remaining embassies covering multiple countries. He’s asked for all embassies to be ranked on a scale from zero to ten.
He really doesn’t know how anything works.
He really doesn’t know how anything works.
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport!
No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement
I can’t fly without my passport
Ok die there
No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement
I can’t fly without my passport
Ok die there
A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes.
February 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes.
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It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.
February 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.
Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you.
February 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you.
Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs.
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs.
People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis.
February 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis.