My house is on a septic system, so we just have to deal with regular ol' mostly-dry rats.

It's about the popularity of the argument itself. Somebody online sometime said "Die Hard is a Christmas movie", & the argument started. It's a little thing, & people don't think outside the parameters of that. If it had started with "Lethal Weapon", that's what they'd be arguing about.

Also now I know the difference in our ages. 😀
I knew it was not much, but not the specific number of years.

No, the furries in the redwoods was "The Return of the Jedi" (which was my answer to this meme).
"Empire" is Luke in the swamp with Yoda, his friends betrayed at Cloud City, he faces off against Vader, loses his hand, Vader tells him the truth about his father, and the Empire is winning at the end.

Star Wars movies always came out within a week of my birthday, so my birthday party that year was me and my few friends going to see the latest.

That's how I feel most days.

I've done old people shit like addressing an envelope and writing a check in the past week. And when I did, I thought, "My son probably has no idea how to do this."

Don't know if you're old enough for this one, but...

Yes. Despite what you may think, socialization is a good thing.

One would presume that if you're giving someone "the best" gift, they'd be close enough to you that your enemies are also their enemies.

I'd get too warm wearing a cardigan, so owl for me, too.

That is exactly why. No mystery there.

I like where your head's at

Was it for...Squirt?