Maximilian
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Do you read...Sutter Cane?
Neil Patrick Harris is hosting a game show called "What's in the box" and I just keep thinking...did no one involved with the show ever see "Seven"?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
Alt: Brad Pitt from the movie "Seven", with the words "What's in the box"
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Neil Patrick Harris is hosting a game show called "What's in the box" and I just keep thinking...did no one involved with the show ever see "Seven"?
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Rudolph is non-canonical.
December 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Rudolph is non-canonical.
Oh, this will go just fine, probably.
Be aware that my definition of "just fine" right now leans heavily toward "the human race is wiped out."
Be aware that my definition of "just fine" right now leans heavily toward "the human race is wiped out."
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh, this will go just fine, probably.
Be aware that my definition of "just fine" right now leans heavily toward "the human race is wiped out."
Be aware that my definition of "just fine" right now leans heavily toward "the human race is wiped out."
Who's your best friend at the gym? The guy who's always up for spotting you in the weight room? Maybe you have a workout buddy?
For me, it's anyone who'll turn the hot tub jets back on so I don't have to get out to do it.
For me, it's anyone who'll turn the hot tub jets back on so I don't have to get out to do it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Who's your best friend at the gym? The guy who's always up for spotting you in the weight room? Maybe you have a workout buddy?
For me, it's anyone who'll turn the hot tub jets back on so I don't have to get out to do it.
For me, it's anyone who'll turn the hot tub jets back on so I don't have to get out to do it.
I've been attacked
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I've been attacked
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Nazguleth
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Nazguleth
One of the many quirks of our 110 year old house is our bedroom door doesn't like to latch. We've never bothered to fix it; the door stays closed because it wedges into the frame. But this time of year, the cold and humidity are *just right*, warping the frame so the door shuts normally.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of the many quirks of our 110 year old house is our bedroom door doesn't like to latch. We've never bothered to fix it; the door stays closed because it wedges into the frame. But this time of year, the cold and humidity are *just right*, warping the frame so the door shuts normally.
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Peter Greene, actor known for 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Mask,' dead at 60
As a character actor, Greene also had roles in “The Usual Suspects” and “Training Day,” among others.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
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I might die of not-surprise.
Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I might die of not-surprise.
Translation: ICE is going to start grabbing Black people.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Translation: ICE is going to start grabbing Black people.
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
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WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
A movie that takes place where you're from
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
Heart!
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Heart!
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Ah, my "Stranger Things" rewatch has hit my least favorite part of the series: the late-season-4 half-hour exposition dumps.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ah, my "Stranger Things" rewatch has hit my least favorite part of the series: the late-season-4 half-hour exposition dumps.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
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🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
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Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!